Gossip Girl Caption Contest 144

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Welcome to the 144th Gossip Girl Caption Contest at TV Fanatic!

This week's Caption Contest winner is ... brit. Congratulations!

Honorable mentions go out to DamonSucksMyWorld and Angelface. The winning entry now appears below. Thanks to all for playing and good luck next week!

Blair and Dan Photo

Dan: I slept with Serena who slept with Nate who slept with you, and you've slept with Chuck who slept with Vanessa who slept with me. We'd only be completing the circle of life.
Blair: This isn't The Lion King, Humphrey.

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Gossip Girl: Queen B and Lonely boy, looks like our very own version of the prince and frog, tick tock goes the clock B, time to kiss your frog, princess

Therealwitchoftheuppereastside

Blair: Damn it humphrey. How long have you been living here. Can't you fix those ugly windows. Oh well jenny humphrey did live here so its no surprise.
Dan: Serena never noticed them before.
Blair: Well I'm not S and there are many things she couldn't care less about, if you know who I'm taking about.
Dan: Who exactly are you talking about.
Blair: You see that's what I'm trying to say. Like father like son. Gossip Girl: If only humphrey could forget her. And get with me I'm available.

Therealwitchoftheuppereastside

Blair: Dan where do u wanna see yourself in ten years.
Dan: Definitely not standing here.
Blair: Your definitely learning humphrey. Soon you'll be able to actually believe what your saying. Instead for now just make me a cuppachino and easy on the cream I'm trying to loose a few pounds of jenny that I just picked up from this seat.
Dan: I think its chucks left overs or nate's hair.
Blair: You would say that. I never knew humphrey stands for “jealousy in the city”
I know that sounds cheesy but what can I say your rubbing off on me.

Therealwitchoftheuppereastside

Gossip girl: Watch out kids. Who knew that UES's Queen ###ch would go for Brooklyn's honesty king.
We wonder if S can ever get over her helping faze to finally see what's up or who chuck can sleep with to make him feel better. After he looses everything he once cared for once again to the other humphrey. What a shame...... We'll call it Princess and the pauper Brooklyn style.
Watch out rufus and lily there's a new couple in town and it doesn't look like their trains gonna stop soon. YOU KNOW YOU DEFINITELY LOVE ME.
X0X0 GOSSIP GIRL

Rinat

Dan: Can you see that? Is that just me?
Blair: No, I can clearly see that too.
Dan: Just look at that, our awesome chemistry
Blair: I know right? Chair fans are mad. im trolling and i like it.

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Dair haters are paaathetic :)

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Penn: So Leighton...
Leighton: Yes, Penn??
Penn: I was thinking the show is coming to a close soon and before we go off to our future endeavors i think we should have a last tango, then paris deal. What do you think?
Leighton: Awww... Penn I thought you never ask!

Sara-gossipgirl-thevampirediaries

"Blair will have not good relations with Serena beacause of smth that could happened between Dan and Blair, so when Louis comes Blair will agree to marry him... Chuck will fight for the Bass Ind. with Jack (his uncle)and Rassel Thorpe. And Chuck will learn that Raina has slept with Nate. Chuck and Blair somehow will spent a very passionate night together for the LAST time to understand what do they have to do to be happy in the future..what do they need... So, during this night Rassel will decide to ruin everything what Chuck has and Rassel will burn the part of the Empire Hotel and somehow kill his daughter Raina in the fire.. Blair will leave with Louis to Monaco, after that Chuck will be accused of burning and Raina's death, and he would now that his alibi is a night that he has spent with Blair but because he wouldn't want to ruin Blair's ROYAL future he won't tell about this night and will go to prison... " omg that is soooo dramatic i wish that blair would know that
chuck is in prison then COME TO THE RESCUE then he would tell her he would NOT and could NOT ruin her life and then she tells him that he couldn't ever do that because she loved him no matter how or what he did and that she loves him and will always love him then he would propose to her and she says YES!!! happy ending ;D

Nehaxx

Blair: What was so urgent, Humphrey? You better have a very good reason to have called me here! I don’t have time to waste on poor kids from the wrong side of town!
Dan: I need your help!
Blair: * sits down on the chair and sees the envelope on the table* Oh, did the fashion police FINALLY send you a warning letter? *looks at his sweater, and looks at him*

Theyalier

Dan : Face it Blair, I know you better than you know me!
Blair : No way, Humpty Dumpty!
Dan : Don't deny it, B just ask me anything.
Blair : Who's my celebrity crush?
Dan : Ed Westwick.
Blair : How on Earth did you know that?
Dan : Easy. He's also my celebrity crush.

Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.

Blair
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