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Theyalier

Dan : Face it Blair, I know you better than you know me!
Blair : No way, Humpty Dumpty!
Dan : Don't deny it, B just ask me anything.
Blair : Who's my celebrity crush?
Dan : Ed Westwick.
Blair : How on Earth did you know that?

Theyalier

Blair : We...
Dan : ...
Blair : We just can't... I'm so sorry.
Dan : So am I...
Blair : Don't be like that! We can't shop together at Barney's but maybe no one will se us at Macy's!

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Dan: So now that I have you hear alone, I want to finally get something off my chest. Blair: Ok, glad I'm sitting. Is this something I want to hear? Dan: It's about this envelope. Blair: What is it? Dan: It goes a little deeper in describing the way I truly feel about you. ...........

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Dan: Ok Blair when will U accept that u need me?
Blair: How could I need anyone from the lower East side?
Dan: Fair enough...so when do we admit that the line between love and hate is...well actually non existent??
Blair: (gasps) How dare u Dan Humphrey!

Dan grabs Blair and kisses her, she runs out but has to stop outside to catch her breath, the look on her face is a mixture of shock, horror and finally realization

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Blair: Ok Humphrey you caught when I am most vulnerable where do we go from here?
Dan:Admit it you don't mind slumming with the little people.So you choose my place or yours.

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WOW ,man I cannot believe that you can see who is viewing your profile. ! I just saw my top 10 profile stalkers and I am SHOCKED that my Ex is still viewing my profile :O !

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Blair: I have the biggest news ever, Humphrey!
Dan thinking: She finally Dares to Dair! Should I kiss her right away..
Blair: Raina told me that Nate danced to Tik Tok.

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'Ever mindful of the fact that Jenny had once graced the surface of this stool with her presence, Blair whipped out an anti -bacterial towlette and thoroughly sanatised the surface before sitting. This fetched a somewhat bemused yet understanding expression from Dan'.

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'In a special episode with guest writer John Hughes at the helm, the Queen Bee and the resident loner find themselves fighting romantic feelings for each other, despite their opposing income brackets and social standing. Will these crazy kids work it out, and will lonely boy get that freeze-frame fist pump he's clearly been seeking? Only anecdotal evidence from the past two decades of teen dramas will tell'.

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Blair: Humphrey, what are you looking at?
Dan: Sorry, it's just how many brocade skirts do you own?



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