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Blair: My breasts can always tell when it's gonna rain..
Dan: Really, thats amazing!
Blair: Well, they can tell when it's raining.......
Blair: you know Humphrey, if we hook up...then everybody would have hooked up with one another, except Chuck and Serena Dan: well techically, he did feel her up. Blair: wow this is becoming like the bold and the beautiful, soon i'll be pregnant from every guy i slept with. Dan: Well if thats the case, maybe Serena should change her name to Angelina.
haha I laughed so hard. It's funny, it sounds like what they would say and it's true. If it was a voted competition winner, you'd have my vote. :):)
blair: do you think you could talk to nate for me about us getting back together?
dan: sure, you know since nate and i are basically best friends now. I mean he talks to me about a thousand times more than you even though you've been friends since kindergarten....I bet i could fix somthing up.
Dan: So umm, I've been meaning to ask you...since we've seen five movies together, did you want to see Never Say Never this weekend?
Blair: Well you know I always say never say never, but for this, I will make an exception.
*I got Blair's line out of a scene in episode 4 of season 1, and I changed it up a little bit.
Dair haters are wack as fuck get outta here for real. bahaha you sound ignorant in so many ways.. it's unbelievable. you're pathetic
Blair: Humphrey, I have something to tell you
Dan: Yes, Blair?
Blair: It's important... it's been bugging me all day...
Dan: You can tell me anything, Blair
Blair: I--I... I think you look a little bit homosexual in that sweater...
Dan: You look bad, do you need a hug?
Blair: Make contact and risk catching some disease with that mousy grey-second hand-synthetic excuse for a sweater you're wearing? NO, THANK YOU, please keep in a polite distance and bring some desinfectant so I can spray you.
Dan: I slept with Serena who slept with Nate who slept with you and you've slept with Chuck who slept with Vanessa who slept with me. We'd only be completing the circle of life.
Blair: This isn't The Lion King, Humphrey.
Blair: Couldn't of said it better.
Dan: I know it didn't end well the first time, but what do you think about a three-some... with Serena?
Blair: Well, Humphrey, at least you are not suggesting it with Vanessa! Good for you, you may not be so stupid anymore!
Dan: So tell me... What can of poison did you put in my food? I'm feeling dizzy.
Blair: Don't say "dizzy" Humphrey, it's not chic.
Leighton:So your telling me every CW show is beating us in ratings!
Penn:Yup even One Tree Hill
Leighton:That show still on!
Blair: Humphrey, I cannot be seen with you in public because it will diminish my reputation.
Dan: Do you actually think I will want to be seen with you?
Blair: You should, it will raise your reputation from Lonely Boy to Mr.Popular.
Gossip Girl : "Too cold for you to keep her, too hot for you to leave her.."
Really like that song
Dan : Can I get you anything? I make a mean capuccino.
Blair : Humphrey, I'm not a Yale stealing Nebraska pedofilian prostitute, if we're gonna row play, do it right!
Dan : I'm Chuck Bass.
Dan: I think you're right. These pants really are horrible.
So should we pretend nothing happened last night?
Blair: I just found out...
Dan: About what?
Blair: Who stole my headbands...
Dan: *sweating and thinking* It... wasn't me
Blair: No! It was that loser Rachel. But the worst part is..
Dan *relieved*: Yeah
Blair: She made up a song about it..... *crying*
Dan:"If I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me??"
Blair: "Not on your life Humphrey"
Blair was disappointed at hearing Dan's confession that he was the one who stole all her headbands.
Dan: You know you are still wearing two different shoes, right?
DAN : So...Nate, Bart, Jack, Carter, Chuck, Eric and now me ?
BLAIR : I can hear the judging in your voice...