Blair: My breasts can always tell when it's gonna rain..
Dan: Really, thats amazing!
Blair: Well, they can tell when it's raining.......
Dan: .
Lana
February 26th, 2011 4:01 AM
Blair: you know Humphrey, if we hook up...then everybody would have hooked up with one another, except Chuck and Serena Dan: well techically, he did feel her up. Blair: wow this is becoming like the bold and the beautiful, soon i'll be pregnant from every guy i slept with. Dan: Well if thats the case, maybe Serena should change her name to Angelina.
rominette
February 26th, 2011 1:22 AM
@brit
haha I laughed so hard. It's funny, it sounds like what they would say and it's true. If it was a voted competition winner, you'd have my vote. :):)
nairforthewin Rank: Guest Star
February 26th, 2011 1:06 AM
blair: do you think you could talk to nate for me about us getting back together?
dan: sure, you know since nate and i are basically best friends now. I mean he talks to me about a thousand times more than you even though you've been friends since kindergarten....I bet i could fix somthing up.
Shrimpie Rank: Regular Character
February 25th, 2011 11:44 PM
Perfection*
Kimmie Rank: Recurring Character
February 25th, 2011 11:31 PM
Dan: So umm, I've been meaning to ask you...since we've seen five movies together, did you want to see Never Say Never this weekend?
Blair: Well you know I always say never say never, but for this, I will make an exception.
*I got Blair's line out of a scene in episode 4 of season 1, and I changed it up a little bit.
Dair
February 25th, 2011 11:23 PM
Undeniable chemistry.
Dair
February 25th, 2011 11:10 PM
Dair haters are wack as fuck get outta here for real. bahaha you sound ignorant in so many ways.. it's unbelievable. you're pathetic
TwinsFindMe
February 25th, 2011 10:55 PM
Blair: Humphrey, I have something to tell you
Dan: Yes, Blair?
Blair: It's important... it's been bugging me all day...
Dan: You can tell me anything, Blair
Blair: I--I... I think you look a little bit homosexual in that sweater...
Sabrina
February 25th, 2011 10:45 PM
Dan: You look bad, do you need a hug?
Blair: Make contact and risk catching some disease with that mousy grey-second hand-synthetic excuse for a sweater you're wearing? NO, THANK YOU, please keep in a polite distance and bring some desinfectant so I can spray you.
brit
February 25th, 2011 10:44 PM
Dan: I slept with Serena who slept with Nate who slept with you and you've slept with Chuck who slept with Vanessa who slept with me. We'd only be completing the circle of life.
Blair: This isn't The Lion King, Humphrey.
Dan: I know it didn't end well the first time, but what do you think about a three-some... with Serena?
Blair: Well, Humphrey, at least you are not suggesting it with Vanessa! Good for you, you may not be so stupid anymore!
Dan: So tell me... What can of poison did you put in my food? I'm feeling dizzy.
Blair: Don't say "dizzy" Humphrey, it's not chic.
fernando
February 25th, 2011 7:24 PM
Leighton:So your telling me every CW show is beating us in ratings!
Penn:Yup even One Tree Hill
Leighton:That show still on!
Hookified(dande) Rank: Regular Character
February 25th, 2011 6:57 PM
Blair: Humphrey, I cannot be seen with you in public because it will diminish my reputation.
Dan: Do you actually think I will want to be seen with you?
Blair: You should, it will raise your reputation from Lonely Boy to Mr.Popular.
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
February 25th, 2011 6:36 PM
Gossip Girl : "Too cold for you to keep her, too hot for you to leave her.."
_________________
Really like that song
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
February 25th, 2011 6:34 PM
Dan : Can I get you anything? I make a mean capuccino.
Blair : Humphrey, I'm not a Yale stealing Nebraska pedofilian prostitute, if we're gonna row play, do it right!
Dan : I'm Chuck Bass.
hannah
February 25th, 2011 6:02 PM
Dan: I think you're right. These pants really are horrible.
Ji Park
February 25th, 2011 5:42 PM
So should we pretend nothing happened last night?
tvshowknowitall
February 25th, 2011 5:29 PM
Blair: I just found out...
Dan: About what?
Blair: Who stole my headbands...
Dan: *sweating and thinking* It... wasn't me
Blair: No! It was that loser Rachel. But the worst part is..
Dan *relieved*: Yeah
Blair: She made up a song about it..... *crying*
Dan:....
Val
February 25th, 2011 5:26 PM
Dan:"If I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me??"
Blair: "Not on your life Humphrey"
Staci
February 25th, 2011 5:02 PM
Blair was disappointed at hearing Dan's confession that he was the one who stole all her headbands.
Shannon
February 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Dan: You know you are still wearing two different shoes, right?
Peanuts
February 25th, 2011 4:33 PM
DAN : So...Nate, Bart, Jack, Carter, Chuck, Eric and now me ?
BLAIR : I can hear the judging in your voice...
Serena: Congratulations, you've officially joined the dark side.
February 26th, 2011 5:36 AM
Blair: My breasts can always tell when it's gonna rain..
Dan: Really, thats amazing!
Blair: Well, they can tell when it's raining.......
Dan: .
February 26th, 2011 4:01 AM
Blair: you know Humphrey, if we hook up...then everybody would have hooked up with one another, except Chuck and Serena Dan: well techically, he did feel her up. Blair: wow this is becoming like the bold and the beautiful, soon i'll be pregnant from every guy i slept with. Dan: Well if thats the case, maybe Serena should change her name to Angelina.
February 26th, 2011 1:22 AM
@brit
haha I laughed so hard. It's funny, it sounds like what they would say and it's true. If it was a voted competition winner, you'd have my vote. :):)
Rank: Guest Star
February 26th, 2011 1:06 AM
blair: do you think you could talk to nate for me about us getting back together?
dan: sure, you know since nate and i are basically best friends now. I mean he talks to me about a thousand times more than you even though you've been friends since kindergarten....I bet i could fix somthing up.
Rank: Regular Character
February 25th, 2011 11:44 PM
Perfection*
Rank: Recurring Character
February 25th, 2011 11:31 PM
Dan: So umm, I've been meaning to ask you...since we've seen five movies together, did you want to see Never Say Never this weekend?
Blair: Well you know I always say never say never, but for this, I will make an exception.
*I got Blair's line out of a scene in episode 4 of season 1, and I changed it up a little bit.
February 25th, 2011 11:23 PM
Undeniable chemistry.
February 25th, 2011 11:10 PM
Dair haters are wack as fuck get outta here for real. bahaha you sound ignorant in so many ways.. it's unbelievable. you're pathetic
February 25th, 2011 10:55 PM
Blair: Humphrey, I have something to tell you
Dan: Yes, Blair?
Blair: It's important... it's been bugging me all day...
Dan: You can tell me anything, Blair
Blair: I--I... I think you look a little bit homosexual in that sweater...
February 25th, 2011 10:45 PM
Dan: You look bad, do you need a hug?
Blair: Make contact and risk catching some disease with that mousy grey-second hand-synthetic excuse for a sweater you're wearing? NO, THANK YOU, please keep in a polite distance and bring some desinfectant so I can spray you.
February 25th, 2011 10:44 PM
Dan: I slept with Serena who slept with Nate who slept with you and you've slept with Chuck who slept with Vanessa who slept with me. We'd only be completing the circle of life.
Blair: This isn't The Lion King, Humphrey.
February 25th, 2011 10:24 PM
Dan: FINALLY!
Blair: Couldn't of said it better.
Rank: New User
February 25th, 2011 8:51 PM
Dan: I know it didn't end well the first time, but what do you think about a three-some... with Serena?
Blair: Well, Humphrey, at least you are not suggesting it with Vanessa! Good for you, you may not be so stupid anymore!
Rank: Extra
February 25th, 2011 7:29 PM
Dan: So tell me... What can of poison did you put in my food? I'm feeling dizzy.
Blair: Don't say "dizzy" Humphrey, it's not chic.
February 25th, 2011 7:24 PM
Leighton:So your telling me every CW show is beating us in ratings!
Penn:Yup even One Tree Hill
Leighton:That show still on!
Rank: Regular Character
February 25th, 2011 6:57 PM
Blair: Humphrey, I cannot be seen with you in public because it will diminish my reputation.
Dan: Do you actually think I will want to be seen with you?
Blair: You should, it will raise your reputation from Lonely Boy to Mr.Popular.
Rank: Regular Character
February 25th, 2011 6:36 PM
Gossip Girl : "Too cold for you to keep her, too hot for you to leave her.."
_________________
Really like that song
Rank: Regular Character
February 25th, 2011 6:34 PM
Dan : Can I get you anything? I make a mean capuccino.
Blair : Humphrey, I'm not a Yale stealing Nebraska pedofilian prostitute, if we're gonna row play, do it right!
Dan : I'm Chuck Bass.
February 25th, 2011 6:02 PM
Dan: I think you're right. These pants really are horrible.
February 25th, 2011 5:42 PM
So should we pretend nothing happened last night?
February 25th, 2011 5:29 PM
Blair: I just found out...
Dan: About what?
Blair: Who stole my headbands...
Dan: *sweating and thinking* It... wasn't me
Blair: No! It was that loser Rachel. But the worst part is..
Dan *relieved*: Yeah
Blair: She made up a song about it..... *crying*
Dan:....
February 25th, 2011 5:26 PM
Dan:"If I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me??"
Blair: "Not on your life Humphrey"
February 25th, 2011 5:02 PM
Blair was disappointed at hearing Dan's confession that he was the one who stole all her headbands.
February 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Dan: You know you are still wearing two different shoes, right?
February 25th, 2011 4:33 PM
DAN : So...Nate, Bart, Jack, Carter, Chuck, Eric and now me ?
BLAIR : I can hear the judging in your voice...