Gossip Girl Caption Contest 144

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Welcome to the 144th Gossip Girl Caption Contest at TV Fanatic!

This week's Caption Contest winner is ... brit. Congratulations!

Honorable mentions go out to DamonSucksMyWorld and Angelface. The winning entry now appears below. Thanks to all for playing and good luck next week!

Blair and Dan Photo

Dan: I slept with Serena who slept with Nate who slept with you, and you've slept with Chuck who slept with Vanessa who slept with me. We'd only be completing the circle of life.
Blair: This isn't The Lion King, Humphrey.

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Dan: I was wondering if your free for coffee.
Blair: no I don't have time for that! I'm busy with to many business meetings and school work and scheming...
Dan: Shh-shh-shhhhh... over the next 90 minutes, I'd like to show you that all of your problems can be solved by my penis.

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Blair : Humphrey, I have something to ask you ...
Dan : Yeah I knew this was coming...
Blair : I guess somebody already told you about the petition against the return of Katie Cassidy ? I'm glad, I mean, who misses her ?

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Dan : So, here's the deal : I give you my dad's cappucino recipe if you send this letter to Vanessa.
Blair : Why would I care ?
Dan : It says here that she won't be allowed to come to the set and disturb the cast anymore.
Blair : Where do I sign ?

Theyalier

Blair : The pay check is on the table. Now strip.

Chair-fan

Blair: You know I, that I know what you were up to while we watched THAT movie.

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Blair: what is that envelope on the table?
Dan: It is a letter from jenny
Blair: And whats up with our little boyfriend-stealer racoon?
Dan: stop it! I dont uderstand why she always talks about zookeepers being after her.
Blair: well, taking care of animals is their job...

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Leighton: i see you and i are on yet another caption contest
Penn: yeah i see that, havent had a Taylor Momson one for a while hers are always a riot to read... cos you know we all love to hate her, when is she returning?
Leighton: lets hope soon theres only so much Dan and Blair banter i can take and oh dont get me started on Serena and her boobs.

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b: what am i doing in this dirty loft?? :SS
d: i don't know...
b: well, i better go before somebody sees me in broklyn!
d: yeah u're probably right, i mean u don't want to lose your reputation
b: on second thought...
d: i make delicius cappucino. :D
b: well what are you wating for?? :D
d: *making cappucino*
b: my father used to make me cappucino... then i realised he left me for a male model an that it's really better at dean&deluca. :D
d: well my cappucino is really the best, and i would never leave you... *kiss* and this is written from the biggest fan of chair. :))
love, mysterygirl

Viviana-b-waldorf-bass

Dan: Take off your clothes Blair... Let me show you what a nice and sensitive guy can do.

Damonsucksmyworld

Blair: "Okay, before we take our relationship to the next level, I want to make sure that we do not have another Serena/Dan-situation... Go ahead - open the envelop to see if I'm your sister."

Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.

Blair
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