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Dorota (reading) : "Jennifer Talulah Humphrey pleaded not guilty of fashion crimes due to Judge's inability to tell if she was a human or a racoon."
Dorota: "Dorota is seen carrying food for two in New York." They think I'm still pregnant?!? How dare they?
Dorota: No Miss Blair you can't have the magazine. They used tights as pants!
Dorota: (look up from the magazine) Oh!!! Is that Serena on the Chanel ad on the cover? I have to tell Miss Blair!
Dorota: They know I am Gossip Girl!
:O Mr. Humphrey! (dan is naked and surprised as much as dorota is) No wonder Miss Blair likes you!
The faithful basilisk of The Queen of the Upper East Side! Watch out she's got the "stare".
Dorota : Oh ! Mister Chuck !
Chuck : I'm sorry, I thought you were Blair ...
Mister Chuck !! In Miss Blair's robe !
Dorota: and Blair, what would you like to eat for lunch today? May I suggest some delicious..
Dorota thinking: Oh no! I forgot the accent!!
Dorota: Beef with sauce, very good sauce Miss Blair!!!
Dorota thinking: I almost blew off my secret identity!
I'm Kishlovsky, Dorota Kishlovsky!!
Dorota: OMG!! Why are lion and dog sounds coming out from Miss. Blair's bed?!
Gossip Girl: Spotted, Dorota watching as Chuck and Blair put a whole new meaning to the word frenemies
oh no.. miss blair kill the humphrey boy..
Dorota: This cannot be...Vanya is Gossip Girl!
Dorota: Vanessa was killed off the show? well it was for best.
I know it should say it was for the best but I am factoring in Dorota's accent :)
Dorota: Miss Blair!! Mister Dan!! Mister Chuck!! Miss Serena!! OMG, How many people is in there?
Dorota : No way! I never thought you were one for threesomes, Miss Serena, and in your roommate's bed!
Serena : Really?
Dorota : No, just being polite. Have fun.
Reads: Surf fabrics as evening wear are back in! Tights are the new pants! Read all about the newest trends as seen on the runway!
Dorota: Perhaps I should book my flight back to Poland before Miss Blair sees this.
dorota: Miss Blair, Mr Dan ! ive seen some things in my time in america but this has scarred me life!
I thought i got all those photos back!
Dorota: Miss Blair, I thought you respected yourself, how could you let Mr Chuck do that to you?
Dorota: Dan is pregnant? WHAT?
Dorota : Huh! Miss Blair... Lonely Boy... sex... Heart stop beating, Oh God, here comes my lunch...
Just f.y.i I love Dair, just figured Dorota wouldn't.
Dorota : Vanessa is cover of "In Style" magazine? What went wrong with the world?