Gossip Girl Caption Contest 150

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Welcome to the 150th Gossip Girl Caption Contest at TV Fanatic!

This week's Caption Contest winner is WishIWasBlair. Congrats!

The winning entry appears below. Honorable mentions go out to Kathy, girlonfire and queenbee94. Thanks to all for playing and good luck again next week!

UES It-Girl

Blair: Hold on a sec Serena, I'm just telling Dan...te that he needs to stop calling me when I'm in such company!
Serena: [waits for her to hang up] Who's Dan...te?
Blair: Oh, just some guy that I met.
Serena: Is he cute? Why did you hang up on him?
Blair: Well, er, it was meant to be a surprise but I was going to set him up with Eric!
Eric: No.

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Theyalier

Blair (to the phone) : Dorota, let's go over my Monday schedule once again.
Dorota (on the phone) : Sure Miss Blair. Wake up, shower put on make up, style hair, put on gorgeous clothes that cost more than house in old country, go to your job, annoy your Minions, secret coffe break with Dan, help Serena find her missing boobs under her shirt, tell Eric that Damien was not man for him, lunch with Dan, MoMA exhibit, throw Chuck from Empire State...
Blair (to the phone) : Hold on. Walk in!
Dorota : Who is it?
Blair : Serena and Eric.
Dorota : Your 10 am meeting. Good luck explaining to Serena she can't see them because something is covering them.

Theyalier

Blair : Enough, both of you.
Gossip Girl : The Queen has spoken and no one wants to disobey her. Hell has no fury like a Waldorf in charge.

Theyalier

Blair : Can you see this finger? Imagine it pulling the trigger of a gun the next time you two pretty little liars try to make me wear shoes that don't match. (To the phone) The same goes to you, Dorota.

Theyalier

Blair : Not one more word, Serena.
Serena : But, but, but!
Blair : I don't wanna hear it! I'm busy right now and I don't care if Ben liked Eric, he's been in jail after all what did you expect?
Serena : Whaat?
Eric : It was supposed to be a secret, Blair. Ad you're on the phone with Gossip Girl to top things up.

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Blair: Hold on a sec Serena, I'm just telling Dan...te that he needs to stop calling me when I'm in such company!
Serena: *waits for her to hang up* Who's Dan...te?
Blair: Oh, just some guy that I met
Serena: Is he cute? Why did you hang up on him?
Blair: Well, er. It was meant to be a surprise but I was going to set him up with Eric!
Eric: No.

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'DANG ! IS SHE COMPLAINING AGAIN !!

Theyalier

Blair (screaming at phone) : Shut up! It's my way or the highway now get me the meeting! Dorota, shoes, now, Penelope, drugs, I mean flowers, now! Other minions, gifts, meetings, now, now, now, now!
Eric : They say not enough sleep makes people psychotic...
Serena : ...
Eric : Are you acting like you know what "psychotic"means?

Theyalier

Blair : I'm sorry Serena, I don't have time to care! (on the phone) Penelope! What are the gift status, Dorota, get me Indra's itinerary! Other Minion, get me a meeting with Bill Gates. You, cancel the meeting with Bill Gates and get me one with Steve Jobs! And someone hush over here with a matching shoe for crying out loud!

Theyalier

Blair : Serena, I can't right now, I'm kind of busy,
Serena : It's important!
Blair : You always say that. No I'm not talking to Minion whose name I don't have time to care about! Just call Nooyi!
Serena : It's really important!
Blair : Fine. Minion, hold. Dorota, hold. Nooyi, please hold. What is it, S?
Serena : I can't find my breasts!

Countess-dorota

Serena & Eric: Blair, we need your help, now!
Blair: Penelope hold on, Serena, Eric, look at the finger, now follow the finger, follow the finger, good girls! That will keep them occupied for a minute or two, right, Penelope, as I was saying...

Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.

Blair
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