Gossip Girl Caption Contest 152
Welcome back to the 152nd Gossip Girl Caption Contest at TV Fanatic!
This week's Caption Contest winner is GSparks28. Congratulations!
Honorable mentions go to Jenna Hamed, MissRooobin, Audreyhep and DrCerrenoMD. The winning entry appears below. Thanks to all for playing and good luck next week!
Serena: There are two things you need to know if you want to survive in this world, Charlie. First is Gossip Girl. She knows everybody's business. She knows everything about everyone. That's why her blog is so big, it's full of secrets.
Charlie: And what's the second thing?
Serena: Stay away from hum-drum Humphrey because that Labrador is mine.
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April 29th, 2011 4:47 PM
Serena: my pants are so tight! think my ass is getting hungry for my pants..
Charlie: lets hope it eats your cardigan too.
Rank: Regular Character
April 28th, 2011 1:51 PM
Serena: So, have you seen any cute guys yet?
Charlie: Well, there's Dan... I mean, I know he's technically my cousin but-
Serena: Well, he's only your first cousin.
Charlie: Right.
Serena: So, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins...
Charlie: ...
Rank: Regular Character
April 28th, 2011 1:46 PM
Charlie: So, why aren't you eating your breakfast?
Serena: Oh Charlie, you still have a lot to learn!
Rank: Regular Character
April 28th, 2011 1:42 PM
Charlie: Hi, I'm here to audition for the part of Dan's non-blood relative love interest?
Serena: Sorry, that part is already taken.
Charlie: Alright, what about a kind of poor, stalkerish, useless new-to-New-York love interest?
Serena: Get out.
Rank: Regular Character
April 28th, 2011 1:38 PM
Charlie: Hi, I'm here to audition for the part of Dan's non-blood relative love interest?
Serena: Sorry, that part is already taken.
April 27th, 2011 6:49 PM
Charlie: So whats your trick for sleeping with every guy on the show?
Serena: Cleavage, my dear cousin, Cleavage
April 27th, 2011 6:40 PM
Charlie: So what do you think of Blair and Louis?
Serena: Won't last
Charlie: Blair and Chuck?
Serena: Maybe. But for some reason I don't see it happening
Charlie: Blair and Dan?
Serena: Do NOT say the D word in the same sentence as the B word
Charlie: You mean Dan and Blair?
Serena: Thats IT. You storm in here, dye your hair my colour and steal everyones attention by making your hair shinier, and I forgive you because I have big boobs, I mean a big heart. But you have gone too far this time.
Charlie: Sorry?
Serena: That was a good speech right? I'm gonna try it on Vanessa sometime
Charlie: Her hairs black, Serena
Serena: oh
April 27th, 2011 6:17 PM
Serena: Now remember. Her name is Vanessa and we have to get her off the show
Charlie: Why exactly?
Serena: She's useless, she's stubborn, she pretended to be my friend to steal my boyfriend who's her ex boyfriend and now ex best friend, everyone hates her. Oh and she helped Juliet drug me.
Charlie: Wow thats the longest speech I've ever heard you make. Are you sure your brain isn't under strain?
*they laugh*
Serena after 5 whole minutes: Hey!!
April 27th, 2011 6:14 PM
Serena: Now remember. Her name is Vanessa and we have to get her off the show
Charlie: Why exactly?
Serena: She's useless, she's stubborn, she pretended to be my friend to steal my boyfriend who's her ex boyfriend and now ex best friend, everyone hates her.
Charlie: Wow she sounds like a real bitch
Serena: Oh and minor detail. She helped Juliet drug me
Charlie: ...
April 27th, 2011 6:09 PM
Serena: Looking rich is key
Charlie: Okay
Serena: Here he comes. Don't pretend to be smart, show lots of cleavage and he's yours
Charlie: You're the best cousin ever