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Blair: if i wear just the right dress for my wedding i might catch the eyes of other princes'
Dorota: but Miss Blair, prince harry is for me... i mean well im his for the after party..

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Dorota: This say "sexy and smart."
Blair: No. It says "let's skip dinner and make a sex tape." Keep looking.
Dorota (thinking): Note to self. Never listen to Miss Serena's fashion advice

Queenbee94

Blair: No, Dorota, I'm looking for something that says "I'm the next Kate Middleton!", not "I'm the next Chelsy Davy!"

Danielle50

Blair: There is no way Serena will ever top me again.
Dorota: So, are you going to put on a mini skirt?
Blair: No, a date with the prince is better than what Serena ever did.

Queenbee94

Blair: Dorota, I have decided to make you and Serena my bridesmaids for my wedding!
Dorota: That's fantastic, Miss Blair. Can I wear this?
Blair: Don't be silly, Dorota. People will think you're a whore.
Dorota: But I thought bridesmaids are supposed to wear the same dresses!

Queenbee94

Blair: Dorota, I have decided to make you one of my bridesmaids for my wedding!
Dorota: That's fantastic, Miss Blair. Can I wear this?

Queenbee94

Blair: I can't believe Louis got us invited to the royal wedding! I will wear this to impress the Queen!
Dorota (thinking): And I will wear this to impress Prince Harry..

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Blair: Dorota, you know if you want it just ask
Dorota: Miss Blair, this was given to you by Mister Chuck, I can't have it
Blair: My point exactly

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Blair: No. It says "let's skip dinner and make a sex tape." Keep looking.
Dorota: Hmmm, did you not use this when you spent the night with Mister Chuck?

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Blair: Dorota, I did not ask for a big pink piece of fabric.

Dorota(thinking): Yeah, this skirt could fit me.



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