Dan: hey look It's a picture of Blake and Lenardio de caperio
Charlie: I guess she has really moved on
Dan: o well, I always has a thing for brunettes anyways
Charlie: THEN CALL ME BLAIR!
AL ~:-| Rank: Regular Character
May 30th, 2011 6:09 PM
Dan: (in reflective tone) Yes, Serena used to get very excited by blank pieces of paper too.
Dan: (reading)
Dear Dan I miss you so much I wish you were here. Jenny.
Charlie : CALL ME JENNY!!
Dan: Jenny is my sister..
Charlie: Then call me blair..
Charlie: What is it??'
Dan: My Diabetes prescription ¬¬
Charlie: Vanessa told me to do it!
serendipity
May 30th, 2011 3:47 PM
Dan(after reading the card): Really, you want me to call you Blair now, instead of Serena.
Charlie: Yes, please.
ZOE
May 30th, 2011 11:56 AM
Dan: OMG WE GOT A LETTER FROM HOGWARTS Ivy: yess! i always knew i was a witch!!!
Meangossip
May 30th, 2011 11:03 AM
Dan: Wow this is a check of 100 000 dollars! It's order to some girl named Ivy!
Charlie: Haha who can that be? Just give it to me , I'll make sure she gets it!
LoveisintheChair
May 30th, 2011 10:56 AM
Dan (reading): I will make your life a living hell, Charlie
Charlie: Oups, must of forgotten to mail this to Serena!
Audreyhep
May 30th, 2011 8:09 AM
Charlie: lets eat sweets!
Dan: i cant eat sweets im on a diet, GOD CHARLIE, your so stupid!
Anne
May 30th, 2011 12:12 AM
Dan: Here, Ivy, a plastic surgery gift certificate for your birthday. Am I the best boyfriend or what?
Charlie: Oh Dan, you have been reading that book I left out for you! You see, the best gifts are those a couple can enjoy together.
KrissyTina97 Rank: Guest Star
May 29th, 2011 6:05 PM
Dan: yes it is an invitation.
Charlie: wow...
Dan: i'm shocked too.
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
May 29th, 2011 1:47 PM
Dan : Eeew! That's a naked photo of Chuck! How on Earth did you get it? I mean, eew, did you sleep with him?
Charlie : Call me Jenny.
Jarrod Mitchell Rank: Leading Character
May 29th, 2011 11:42 AM
Charlie: Don't you just love Photoshop?
Dan: Yeah, but this is kinda weird...
Charlie: Dan, don't worry. Photoshopping your head onto Serena's body is the new thing.
ErinEW
May 29th, 2011 11:34 AM
Dan: What is this?
Charlie: It's a picture I morphed of our faces to show what our future baby will look like!
Dan: (silence)
Gaby EE Rank: Recurring Character
May 29th, 2011 4:53 AM
"Fondue for two. Fondue for two. Some hot dish. Fondue for two."
Gaby EE Rank: Recurring Character
May 29th, 2011 4:50 AM
Charlie: "Call me Serena."
Dan: "Oh Charlie, please don't do that again."
Charlie: "Then call me Nate."
collar
May 28th, 2011 10:10 PM
Dan: It's from Vitamin Water. They're jealous of the amount of product placement Dylan's Candy Bar is getting.
AmaranthKitti Rank: Leading Character
May 28th, 2011 10:03 PM
Charlie: What does the paper say!?!
Dan: I love you, love Blair
BrGirl Rank: Recurring Character
May 28th, 2011 8:03 PM
Charlie: Will you call me Serena now?
Dan: Because you are blond; beautiful; rich; troubled; childish; not friends with Vanessa; have a history of countless boyfriends; have candy skills and were dumb enough to get a lot of Fs in your high-school report cards? No! Sorry, you almost nailed it, but you should know that the real Serena would trade sex for decent grades!
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
May 28th, 2011 7:22 PM
Dan : Nice, Blair;s throwing a "We won't miss you get the hell out and never come back" surprise party for Vanessa.
Charlie : That's so nice of her! Wait, why a surprise party?
Dan : So Vanessa doesn't show up and we have plausible deniability.
Brit
May 28th, 2011 6:01 PM
Dan: The letter says "Dear charlie, things are going great at the chocolate factory. We have sent you our newest creations. Signed: Oompa-Loompa general."
Charlie: Try the everlasting gobstopper! I've been sucking on this one since I was 12!
cizzi
May 28th, 2011 5:44 PM
Charlie:sooo do you like my picture of us on our wedding day?
Dan:its eh.. its very nice charlie...
charlie:eek i'd i just knew you'd love it!
Dan,thinking to hmself:if it wasnt for candy,i'd be so out of here
Amie
May 28th, 2011 5:34 PM
Charlie: Look at all this candy! Who is it from?
Dan: Ahh, here is a note, which says "You are cordially invited to attend the wedding of Kimberley Kardashian and Khris Humphries"...What? Why would they send me one?
Charlie: I guess they wanted to invite all the Humphreys...
Dan:?!
MariA
May 28th, 2011 4:55 PM
Dan (reading) : I love you, but I can't tell you who I am. Here is a present coming from all my heart. Your secret admirer.
Charlie : Wow, I really wonder who that can be !! How exciting is it to receive so many candies, right ?!
Dan (returning the letter) : send by Charlie Van Der Hoodsen...
Charlie : oh crap..
Serena: Congratulations, you've officially joined the dark side.
Rank: Leading Character
May 30th, 2011 10:16 PM
Dan: What on your finger?
Charlie: I got it from my ex-boyfriend that I kill......uuh butterscotch?
Dan: Okay maybe it is time to go to Blair now...
Rank: Extra
May 30th, 2011 8:01 PM
Dan: hey look It's a picture of Blake and Lenardio de caperio
Charlie: I guess she has really moved on
Dan: o well, I always has a thing for brunettes anyways
Charlie: THEN CALL ME BLAIR!
Rank: Regular Character
May 30th, 2011 6:09 PM
Dan: (in reflective tone) Yes, Serena used to get very excited by blank pieces of paper too.
Rank: New User
May 30th, 2011 4:36 PM
Dan: (reading)
Dear Dan I miss you so much I wish you were here. Jenny.
Charlie : CALL ME JENNY!!
Dan: Jenny is my sister..
Charlie: Then call me blair..
Rank: New User
May 30th, 2011 4:28 PM
Charlie: What is it??'
Dan: My Diabetes prescription ¬¬
Charlie: Vanessa told me to do it!
May 30th, 2011 3:47 PM
Dan(after reading the card): Really, you want me to call you Blair now, instead of Serena.
Charlie: Yes, please.
May 30th, 2011 11:56 AM
Dan: OMG WE GOT A LETTER FROM HOGWARTS Ivy: yess! i always knew i was a witch!!!
May 30th, 2011 11:03 AM
Dan: Wow this is a check of 100 000 dollars! It's order to some girl named Ivy!
Charlie: Haha who can that be? Just give it to me , I'll make sure she gets it!
May 30th, 2011 10:56 AM
Dan (reading): I will make your life a living hell, Charlie
Charlie: Oups, must of forgotten to mail this to Serena!
May 30th, 2011 8:09 AM
Charlie: lets eat sweets!
Dan: i cant eat sweets im on a diet, GOD CHARLIE, your so stupid!
May 30th, 2011 12:12 AM
Dan: Here, Ivy, a plastic surgery gift certificate for your birthday. Am I the best boyfriend or what?
Charlie: Oh Dan, you have been reading that book I left out for you! You see, the best gifts are those a couple can enjoy together.
Rank: Guest Star
May 29th, 2011 6:05 PM
Dan: yes it is an invitation.
Charlie: wow...
Dan: i'm shocked too.
Rank: Regular Character
May 29th, 2011 1:47 PM
Dan : Eeew! That's a naked photo of Chuck! How on Earth did you get it? I mean, eew, did you sleep with him?
Charlie : Call me Jenny.
Rank: Leading Character
May 29th, 2011 11:42 AM
Charlie: Don't you just love Photoshop?
Dan: Yeah, but this is kinda weird...
Charlie: Dan, don't worry. Photoshopping your head onto Serena's body is the new thing.
May 29th, 2011 11:34 AM
Dan: What is this?
Charlie: It's a picture I morphed of our faces to show what our future baby will look like!
Dan: (silence)
Rank: Recurring Character
May 29th, 2011 4:53 AM
"Fondue for two. Fondue for two. Some hot dish. Fondue for two."
Rank: Recurring Character
May 29th, 2011 4:50 AM
Charlie: "Call me Serena."
Dan: "Oh Charlie, please don't do that again."
Charlie: "Then call me Nate."
May 28th, 2011 10:10 PM
Dan: It's from Vitamin Water. They're jealous of the amount of product placement Dylan's Candy Bar is getting.
Rank: Leading Character
May 28th, 2011 10:03 PM
Charlie: What does the paper say!?!
Dan: I love you, love Blair
Rank: Recurring Character
May 28th, 2011 8:03 PM
Charlie: Will you call me Serena now?
Dan: Because you are blond; beautiful; rich; troubled; childish; not friends with Vanessa; have a history of countless boyfriends; have candy skills and were dumb enough to get a lot of Fs in your high-school report cards? No! Sorry, you almost nailed it, but you should know that the real Serena would trade sex for decent grades!
Rank: Regular Character
May 28th, 2011 7:22 PM
Dan : Nice, Blair;s throwing a "We won't miss you get the hell out and never come back" surprise party for Vanessa.
Charlie : That's so nice of her! Wait, why a surprise party?
Dan : So Vanessa doesn't show up and we have plausible deniability.
May 28th, 2011 6:01 PM
Dan: The letter says "Dear charlie, things are going great at the chocolate factory. We have sent you our newest creations. Signed: Oompa-Loompa general."
Charlie: Try the everlasting gobstopper! I've been sucking on this one since I was 12!
May 28th, 2011 5:44 PM
Charlie:sooo do you like my picture of us on our wedding day?
Dan:its eh.. its very nice charlie...
charlie:eek i'd i just knew you'd love it!
Dan,thinking to hmself:if it wasnt for candy,i'd be so out of here
May 28th, 2011 5:34 PM
Charlie: Look at all this candy! Who is it from?
Dan: Ahh, here is a note, which says "You are cordially invited to attend the wedding of Kimberley Kardashian and Khris Humphries"...What? Why would they send me one?
Charlie: I guess they wanted to invite all the Humphreys...
Dan:?!
May 28th, 2011 4:55 PM
Dan (reading) : I love you, but I can't tell you who I am. Here is a present coming from all my heart. Your secret admirer.
Charlie : Wow, I really wonder who that can be !! How exciting is it to receive so many candies, right ?!
Dan (returning the letter) : send by Charlie Van Der Hoodsen...
Charlie : oh crap..