America's Got Talent Recap: Polefessionals and Typewriters

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From street performers to magicians to sword swallowers, America's Got Talent didn't lack for diversity last night.

As for actual potential? That's a different story. I was impressed by the self-proclaimed "polefessional" dancer, and by the fact that one group actually put typewriters to work for it.

Who else stood out, for better or worse? Read my full America's Got Talent review at The Hollywood Gossip now!

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