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  1. AmaranthKitti
    Rank: Leading Character

    Jenny: I was replaced by a blonde carbon copy of Blair Waldorf.
    Chuck: I should have sex with her then.

  2. shivs

    Chuck: Hmm, interesting... Gossip Girl ratings shot up 95% without Vanessa on the show.
    Jenny: Even more interesting, Gossip Girl ratings remained unaffected when I was replaced by a live racoon.

  3. Queen B

    Jenny - Really Chuck? You made a sex tape montage?
    Chuck - You come in around 1:36.

  4. AmaranthKitti
    Rank: Leading Character

    Chuck: Your my next whore.
    Jenny: Then your my next man whore.

  5. AmaranthKitti
    Rank: Leading Character

    Chuck: Up for a ride?
    Jenny: I better be on top this time

  6. First Aid Kit
    Rank: Regular Character

    Chuck thinking to himself: tall - check, blond - check, cleavage - check...this must be Serena.
    Jenny thinking to herself: I wonder if he's going to realize that I'm not Serena before he sleeps with me.

  7. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Chuck : Lily is the picture of health, and you Little J, are the picture of hell.

  8. Giovanna

    season 3 episode 20
    Jenny- Lilly looks great, doesnt she?
    Chuck- Yeah, she's deffinetly the picture of health.

  9. queenbee94
    Rank: Regular Character

    Chuck: Not bad, little J. You're actually wearing something decent today! Now that's what I call SUIT UP!

  10. MissRooobin

    Chuck: Why do you always look so bored, Jenny?
    Jenny: It's called Botox.

  11. KrissyTina97
    Rank: Guest Star

    Gossip Girl: Just think... if only we knew what they were staring at.

  12. Natasha Barjaktarevic Natasha Barjaktarevic
    Rank: New User

    Jenny:Well Chuck it looks like we're both here together, maybe we should-
    Blair: Oh Hell NO! Get that bitch away from my man!

  13. TFV168
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Jenny: Don't worry! I disposed of the pregnancy test someplace where it can't be traced back to me. No one will ever know I'm pregnant with the next Bass heir.

  14. AmaranthKitti
    Rank: Leading Character

    Jenny/Taylor: I'm the grey lady
    Chuck/Ed: I'm the leader of March of the Penguins

  15. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Chuck : You know, I've come to realize that given how gothic, creepy, valevolant and shameful you are, liking you may be a mixture of necrofilia and zoofilia.

  16. AmaranthKitti
    Rank: Leading Character

    Jenny: How many times have you worn a suit, Chuck?
    Chuck: Four years in counting and soon to be five. The legendary Suit Anniversary is coming up soon.

  17. AmaranthKitti
    Rank: Leading Character

    Ed: You smell like shit.
    Taylor: Its a new perfume "A la mode Shit"

  18. supernanny

    Kudos to jennysux - your's always make me laugh so hard!!

  19. shivs

    And the award for New York's biggest slut goes to...

    Jenny and Chuck: It is so going to be me

  20. shivs

    And the award for New York's biggest slut goes to...

    Jenny and Chuck: It is so going to me

  21. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Chuck : Wow. Amazing.
    Jenny : You do realize you're looking at a mirror, right?
    Chuck : Are you also looking?
    Jenny : Yeah.
    Chuck : Then how is it not broken yet?

  22. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Chuck : Don't look now, but Grey's Anatomy's Sandra Oh is behind us.

  23. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Jenny : Chuck, it's kind of a long story how I know this, but it's about Lily, there's something wrong with her meds.
    Chuck : There's something even more wrong with her step-daughter.

  24. Sidewinder
    Rank: Guest Star

    Jenny: Seduce and DESTROY.
    Chuck: SEDUCE and destroy.

  25. AmaranthKitti
    Rank: Leading Character

    Gossip Girl: A pinch of the Raccoon and a pinch of the penguin and you get their offspring a Pencoon.


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