Thank you to all participants in this week's Gossip Girl Caption Contest!
Provided with the juicy material of Vanessa on a cell phone, readers did not disappoint, submitting numerous references to this character's total and complete uselessness.
In the end, though, the winning entry was sent in by Cameron for keeping things short and simple. We're sorry, Jessica Szohr. You do seem very nice. It's nothing personal...
What do you mean you had to choose between me and the ratings?