For normal people it would simply be known as Thanksgiving.

On The Real Housewives of New Jersey, everything is bigger, badder and blown out of proportion. Sadly, the Gorga/Guidice feud didn't really play out too much this week, as the producers apparently couldn't get them to agree to one big dinner.

That would've been more entertaining than what we got.

The boredom factor at both parties makes one wish that they had come together like only this family can because apart, all they can do is whine and complain.

Fortunately, it did get a little more absurd from there.

For a full rundown of last night's drama, or lack thereof, follow the link and continue reading The Hollywood Gossip's Real Housewives of New Jersey recap!

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