The Real Housewives of New Jersey

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I learned once you walk away from something remember why you did.

Dina

I wasn't bringing anything to the show? The whole show is about me.

Teresa Giudice

Karma's a bitch, really. Clink, clink. Empires fall.

Teresa Aprea

Jim, next time I want somebody to dance on my grave, I know who to call.

Teresa Giudice

Jim: Were you called douche bag, dick? Did you get faxes to your work that you should die of cancer?
Joe Gorga: No because I'm not a douche bag.

Joe tweets about once a year and it's usually a picture of himself.

Melissa

(to Jim) Do you think your Twitter is helping the character committee.

Dina

This show is so fucked up.

Dina

Men don't get involved in little cat fights, sweetheart. They don't. I can handle myself.

Teresa Aprea

Dina: I thought there were no props allowed Andy?
Andy: It's not a prop. It's evidence.

You cross a line, I will burn you to the ground.

Jim

Andy: (to Jim) Do you have an anger management problem?
Amber: No, he has an asshole problem.

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Real Housewives of NJ Quotes

We need to get you a bling-bling pacifier.

Teresa

At the last minute I was packing my makeup case and jewelry. You know, last minute things if you're going to go to the hospital.

Teresa