Gossip Girl Caption Contest 163

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Welcome to the 163rd Gossip Girl Caption Contest at TV Fanatic!

This week's Caption Contest winner is Cameron. A job well done!

The winning entry appears beneath the photo. Honorable mentions go to canyoufeelthelove, marilyn and Jones. Thanks to all for playing and good luck next week ...

Poor Nathaniel

Nate: I just can't believe it ...
Serena: Well, at least you passed one test in your life, that's more than I can say.

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Nate: WTF Serena, it starts being itchy in my pants...


Nate: Sigh, I'm always in bed, when is it my turn to become the top male of the show.....


Gossip Girl: Another sunny day at UES and our charming prince needs to call V and Little J and get to know what shouldn't be done to be MIA next season.... Unless being useless is in the blood... XO XO


Dan: hey, nate, do you like fish sticks? Nate: umm, yeah. Dan: well, then you're a gay fish. Nate: ahahahaha... i don't understand.


Gossip Girl: Good morning Upper East Siders, this is your wake up call to decide whether to have a morning coffee or a late night drink with our charming prince(ss)... Unlike the rest of us, sex, new gossip and new scandal never take a vacation. Instead, they take a cab and head to Manhattan. To NYU. But don't worry, N. The brightest stars burn out the fastest. Or at least that's what I heard. Waiting for a star to fall and grab with it a blonde one... XOXO — Gossip Girl


Gossip girl: Spotted, N outside of the Student Health Center, waiting for his STD to disappear. It takes an Einstein to realize that you actually have to go inside to get cured. He must learn to stay away from women, especially since he was crowned to the class whore at graduation. xoxo gossip girl


Nate: I'm a living handsome man whore statue...my posture is perfect!


Nate: So the doctor said that it is still too early to know whether it is going to be a girl or a boy...


Nate: Is this a delusion....am I seeing myself having a huge orgy with just me and all the girls I had sex with?


Crap. I forgot to take the vitamins for my face and my hair and yeah...for that extra little stamina I always need.

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Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.