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Nate : What do you mean you want to have me checked for a brain condition?
Gossip Girl: Still in his prime I see. Sooner or later I expect him to be a washed out Chuckles.
Chace: This bag is to heavy!
Chace: OH NO WHERE IS THE STUDENT HEALTH CARE!?!
Producer: Behind you, numbskull
Nate wished he had listened to those public service announcements about STDs.
Oh man! Do I have a line here ?
NATE: Let make a prank, I'll take the L and H to "Health" and I will be (giggle)... it will be (giggles again)... wait, wait... STUDENT HEAT CENTER!!! What? What do you mean is not *funny*?
NATE: Help me, help me... my mom and dad left me here.
Nate *thinking*: I forgot which way is up
Sue: Anything else?
Nate: Sometimes I forget my middle name.
To random student standing out of shot: Excuse me, I've been looking everywhere for the Student Health Center, could you tell me where it is?
Chace: ok so I've slept every regular female lead except Lily. Guess after Charlie, my character will be turning gay and hooking up with Chuck, Eric and Dan . . . . what ? Dan's not gay, not even bi?
Nate: I realized something, I'm a roadblock for success!
Nate: I miss my daddy
Nate: My Viagra......
Nate: This bag has pictures of the many girls I had relationships with such as Serena, Vanessa, Blair, Jenny, Juliet and Raina
Nate: The doctor said I have STD, whats STD again?
which way is it to the student health center?
Inside Nate Archibalds head: if I stand still maybe no one will notice me scratching my rash, ooh that feels soooo good!
But you told me to catch VD!
Inside the head of nate archilibald.....HMMMM is this were i sign up for tennis practice im soooo confused rite now.
nate: "come on, since all the girls want me i had to check if there is something wrong with me."
Nate: NO! take anything but the hairspray !!
Gossip Girl: It seems a certain white night has forgotten someones always watching...
Director: Chace? What happened I told you to look overjoyed.
Chace: This is my overjoyed face.