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Gossip Girl : Spotted, our favorite Upper East Siders shocked by the vision of Vanessa, but didn't they know trolls live in forests?
Gossip Girl : Spotted, our favorite Upper East Siders shocked by the vision of Little J. Well, next time don't go to the forest if you don't expect to see a racoon.
Aaron: guys, guess what - my friend took pictures of Jenny in her underwear.
Blair: who hasn't?!
Aaron: hey so my friend took pictures of Jenny in her underwear!
Nate: so, your place?
Jenny humphrey's funeral
Aaron: I wonder if this is a bad time to release those nude pictures of her...
Blair: Wow, Jenny is flashing us. Again.
Lily: I can't believe this, I mean she's my stepdaughter!
Serena: she's my stepsister!
Nate: I hooked up with her!
Aaron: ... My friend has nude pictures of her.
Gossip Girl season 5 promo doing it Grey's Anatomy style
Barney Stinson: I think I have to go to the upper east side more often cos these people sure know how to SUIT UP!
Aaron: You know, Blair and I are stepsiblings, so if Serena and I got married, Blair and her would practically be sisters meaning both Chuck and Dan would be Blair's brothers! Incest, right?
Nate: Welcome to Gossip Girl.
Serena: Blair, this is so creepy! Everywhere I go I see the ghost of boyfriends past!
Blair: no serena, you just see boys!
Nate: damn, I wanted to crash a wedding, not a funeral! Oooooh prostitutes- oh it's just serena..... That'll do.
Nate: Hang on, I wanted to crash a wedding, not a funeral!
After the funeral
Serena: well, since we're all dressed in black already, I heard The Pretty Reckless are in town tonight!
Blair: I shouldn't have let Serena choose the colour of the dresses for the wedding...
Blair: hey, it's the same priest I went to see after I lost my virginity to chuck!
Serena: well hello reverend cutie!
Serena: Hot priest, twelve o'clock.
Blair: Serena, we're at a funeral!
Serena: Sorry... *whispers* hot priest, twelve o'clock!
Nate: *thinking* now I know why they say that high school never ends... Even at a funeral Blair still managed to look like a preppy school girl and Serena still managed to look like a prostitute!
Nate: What did I miss? Serena: Chuck spoke normally..
Nate: What did I miss?
Serena: Chuck spoke normally..
Serena: where's chuck??
Blair: he's not coming...
Serena: what? But it's his father's funeral!
Blair: Yeah well, black isn't his colour..
Lily: I will miss Bart so much...
Blair: I hope chuck is going to be alright...
Serena: I see a hot priest.
Serena: This show is becoming so unrealistic! Why would they kill off Vanessa?
Blair: yes and why would we show up to the funeral!?
Everyone: Taylor is flashing us again. Surprise surprise.