Serena: Oh, I got a text.
Eric: What does it say?
Serena: Jenny is leaving, she is not coming back! Yey, let´s have a party!
Eric: Party, yeeeeaaah!
kittkatt
August 2nd, 2011 12:09 AM
Eric: Serena, could you be any more of a slkut?
Serena: Hey, I have an app for that!
AmaranthKitti Rank: Leading Character
August 1st, 2011 11:15 PM
Eric: so why does your ringtone have "Only Girl In the World" by Rihanna?
Serena: So I can sleep with all the men in the world and not have to worry about any other girl taking him.
AmaranthKitti Rank: Leading Character
August 1st, 2011 11:12 PM
Serena: Take me out to the ball game
Eric: Is that a secret code for lets have sex?
AmaranthKitti Rank: Leading Character
August 1st, 2011 10:26 PM
Eric: so why does your ringtone have "Only Girl In the World" by Rihanna?
Serena: So I can sleep all the men and not have to worry about any other girl taking him.
AmaranthKitti Rank: Leading Character
August 1st, 2011 10:25 PM
Eric: so why does your ringtone have "Only Girl In the World" by Rihanna?
Serena: I can imagine a world without Blair, taking Dan.
AmaranthKitti Rank: Leading Character
August 1st, 2011 10:24 PM
Eric: so why does your ringtone have "Only Girl In the World" by Rihanna?
Serena: One point, I get to have sex with all the men and mount myself as the new titled whore.
AmaranthKitti Rank: Leading Character
August 1st, 2011 10:22 PM
Eric: If we weren't siblings what would happen to us?
Serena: a possible desire and a symptom of pedophilia
Serena: I think i'm gonna text Dan and see if he wants to just go to a movie or something
Erik: Too bad he's already at the movies, with Blair...
Serena: *kills herself*
Serena:(smiling)
Eric: What is it?
Serena: Oh, nothing really.. it´s just a hot guy that wants to go out with me!
Eric:(sarcastic)Oh, really? Who would have thought that? I mean I wouldn´t.
Serena: Eric...please!
Eric: What?
Serena: Oh my god! Blair eloped with Chuck...and they are married now!
Eric: Wait, isn´t she supposed to marry Louis?
Serena: You are so far behind....so behind, but I guess the Prince is free now..!
Eric: Serena no!!
Gossip girl: Spotted, Eric just got spellbound by Serena and I don´t blame him, I mean who doesn´t? It´s Serena everyone..!
AmaranthKitti Rank: Leading Character
July 31st, 2011 7:54 PM
Eric: Ever thought about using a flat iron?
Serena: Its called bed hair, Eric, so shut up and let me read my texts
AmaranthKitti Rank: Leading Character
July 31st, 2011 7:44 PM
Serena: Hah....nude pics of me...gotta laugh to look pretty
Eric: No way I am more prettier than you
chair4ever
July 31st, 2011 7:11 PM
Eric: OMG Serena what is up with these nude pics
Serena : that ought to get daddy's attention
Eric : wait a sec.. he was here like a YR AGO , u know when he gave mom fake cancer, u kissed dan, chuck did it with Jenny,when georgina revealed her pregnant self, when u jetted of to paris.. and chuck got shot....that time
Serena : 0_o
E: Wanna go out with me?
S: Eric, you're gay.
E: You told me to act straight.
S: I didn't mean with me, plus I'm your sister for Christ's sake!
E: Oh, I thought incest was a trend for us Upper East Siders... guss not.
Serena: Congratulations, you've officially joined the dark side.
Rank: Guest Star
August 2nd, 2011 5:23 AM
Serena: Oh, I got a text.
Eric: What does it say?
Serena: Jenny is leaving, she is not coming back! Yey, let´s have a party!
Eric: Party, yeeeeaaah!
August 2nd, 2011 12:09 AM
Eric: Serena, could you be any more of a slkut?
Serena: Hey, I have an app for that!
Rank: Leading Character
August 1st, 2011 11:15 PM
Eric: so why does your ringtone have "Only Girl In the World" by Rihanna?
Serena: So I can sleep with all the men in the world and not have to worry about any other girl taking him.
Rank: Leading Character
August 1st, 2011 11:12 PM
Serena: Take me out to the ball game
Eric: Is that a secret code for lets have sex?
Rank: Leading Character
August 1st, 2011 10:26 PM
Eric: so why does your ringtone have "Only Girl In the World" by Rihanna?
Serena: So I can sleep all the men and not have to worry about any other girl taking him.
Rank: Leading Character
August 1st, 2011 10:25 PM
Eric: so why does your ringtone have "Only Girl In the World" by Rihanna?
Serena: I can imagine a world without Blair, taking Dan.
Rank: Leading Character
August 1st, 2011 10:24 PM
Eric: so why does your ringtone have "Only Girl In the World" by Rihanna?
Serena: One point, I get to have sex with all the men and mount myself as the new titled whore.
Rank: Leading Character
August 1st, 2011 10:22 PM
Eric: If we weren't siblings what would happen to us?
Serena: a possible desire and a symptom of pedophilia
Rank: Extra
August 1st, 2011 7:53 PM
Serena: I think i'm gonna text Dan and see if he wants to just go to a movie or something
Erik: Too bad he's already at the movies, with Blair...
Serena: *kills herself*
Rank: Guest Star
August 1st, 2011 3:02 PM
Serena:(smiling)
Eric: What is it?
Serena: Oh, nothing really.. it´s just a hot guy that wants to go out with me!
Eric:(sarcastic)Oh, really? Who would have thought that? I mean I wouldn´t.
Serena: Eric...please!
Eric: What?
Rank: Guest Star
August 1st, 2011 2:56 PM
Connor: It´s fortunate that we aren´t siblings in real life!
Blake: Wait, what were you saying?
Connor:....
Rank: Guest Star
August 1st, 2011 2:51 PM
Gossip girl: Shame on you Serena for looking so attractive in the present of your brother!
Rank: Guest Star
August 1st, 2011 2:48 PM
Gossip girl: No one would want to have Serena as their sister..
Rank: Guest Star
August 1st, 2011 2:16 PM
Connor: It´s fortunate that we aren´t siblings in real life!
Blake: Wait, what where you saying?
Connor:....
Rank: Guest Star
August 1st, 2011 1:54 PM
Serena: Is this the moment where you fall in love with me? Oh, it is, isn´t it? You are totally falling in love with me right now.
Eric: What?
Rank: Guest Star
August 1st, 2011 1:42 PM
Serena: I hate Blair for sleeping with Louis before I did!
Eric: That´s actually rare?!
Serena: Eric, just shut up!
Eric: Hahaha...
Rank: Guest Star
August 1st, 2011 1:16 PM
Serena: I hate Blair for slepping with Louis before I did!
Eric: That´s actually rare?!
Serena: Eric, just shut up!
Eric: Hahaha...
Rank: Guest Star
August 1st, 2011 1:13 PM
Serena: Oh my god! Blair eloped with Chuck...and they are married now!
Eric: Wait, isn´t she supposed to marry Louis?
Serena: You are so far behind....so behind, but I guess the Prince is free now..!
Eric: Serena no!!
Rank: Guest Star
August 1st, 2011 1:05 PM
Eric: What are you doing?
Serena: Oh, I am just...
Eric: So you are smiling at your reflection! I knew it..
Rank: Guest Star
August 1st, 2011 1:04 PM
Gossip girl: Spotted, Eric just got spellbound by Serena and I don´t blame him, I mean who doesn´t? It´s Serena everyone..!
Rank: Leading Character
July 31st, 2011 7:54 PM
Eric: Ever thought about using a flat iron?
Serena: Its called bed hair, Eric, so shut up and let me read my texts
Rank: Leading Character
July 31st, 2011 7:44 PM
Serena: Hah....nude pics of me...gotta laugh to look pretty
Eric: No way I am more prettier than you
July 31st, 2011 7:11 PM
Eric: OMG Serena what is up with these nude pics
Serena : that ought to get daddy's attention
Eric : wait a sec.. he was here like a YR AGO , u know when he gave mom fake cancer, u kissed dan, chuck did it with Jenny,when georgina revealed her pregnant self, when u jetted of to paris.. and chuck got shot....that time
Serena : 0_o
Rank: Guest Star
July 31st, 2011 4:31 PM
E: Wanna go out with me?
S: Eric, you're gay.
E: You told me to act straight.
S: I didn't mean with me, plus I'm your sister for Christ's sake!
E: Oh, I thought incest was a trend for us Upper East Siders... guss not.
Rank: Extra
July 31st, 2011 2:33 PM
Serena: Hey, E., how do you spell "Serena"?
Eric: B-l-o-n-d-e.