Eric: Hey what is so interesting about your cellphone?
Serena: I just found out that it has a calculator...I don't have to use my fingers any more!!
leanne
July 31st, 2011 11:56 AM
connor: look i got one of hacked naked pictures framed do you want to sign it and i can sell it on ebay
leanne
July 31st, 2011 11:52 AM
blake: oooh perez hilton just posted on his website that me and ryan renoylds have been spotted dating
connor: first leo then ryan your really working your way up in the world
blake: we didnt date i just slept with him duh!
leanne
July 31st, 2011 11:45 AM
serena: ive just updated my relationship status on facebook to single and nate, dan, arron, ben , chuck, carter, colin just liked it
queenbee94 Rank: Regular Character
July 31st, 2011 10:01 AM
Eric: Whatcha doing?
Serena: Checking who won this week's caption contest on TVFanatic...
queenbee94 Rank: Regular Character
July 31st, 2011 10:00 AM
Eric: What's so funny?
Serena: Sneezing panda.
queenbee94 Rank: Regular Character
July 31st, 2011 9:46 AM
Eric: Stop sending me messages to my iPad - I'm right here!
queenbee94 Rank: Regular Character
July 31st, 2011 9:44 AM
Serena: Eric, it's finally happened! I got accepted at that French institute I applied to.
Eric: Really? Which one?
Serena: It's called The Moulin Rouge...
queenbee94 Rank: Regular Character
July 31st, 2011 9:41 AM
Serena: Ooh, a new friend request on Facebook. Abdullah Muhammed - no mutual friends.
Eric: Looks like you don't know him then!
Serena: Wait, he sent me a message too. It says "Hi, Serena!" See, he knows my name, we obviously know each other! Accept!
queenbee94 Rank: Regular Character
July 31st, 2011 9:36 AM
Eric: Serena, have you found any of those secret files Bart kept about us yet?
Serena: Look how shiny my hair is!
queenbee94 Rank: Regular Character
July 31st, 2011 9:33 AM
Serena: Look, thanks to the new iSlut application I can view all the information about my recent conquests on my iPhone!
Eric: I guess there really is an app for just about anything.
queenbee94 Rank: Regular Character
July 31st, 2011 5:48 AM
Eric: Looking at your own reflection in your cell phone again?
Serena: No, I'm on video call with this nice blonde girl...
queenbee94 Rank: Regular Character
July 31st, 2011 5:42 AM
Serena: Hey, want to check out these nude pictures Jenny sent me?
Eric: nah, thanks. I'll just look at our family picture!
AmaranthKitti Rank: Leading Character
July 30th, 2011 10:41 PM
Serena: Found B's phone....why does she have a picture of Dan? This is a joke right?
Eric: Suuuure and you having a relationship with another guy isn't
AmaranthKitti Rank: Leading Character
July 30th, 2011 10:14 PM
Serena: Oh its your ex-boyfriend Eric
Eric: Oh great....what does he want?
Serena: Contribution for his total lack of interesting story lines
Eric: Wait isn't that Nate?
OMGQT Rank: Regular Character
July 30th, 2011 8:06 PM
E: what re u doing S?
S: nothing, just checking with who i havent slept yet
kyle405
July 30th, 2011 7:20 PM
Eric: hey Serena take a look, how funny is this picture of rufus naked! Serena: ooh, kinky.
chair4ever
July 30th, 2011 6:58 PM
Serena: Awwww. This guy from Nigeria I've been talking to is so sweet! He's trying to raise money for his little sister's surgery procedure and wants me to help! All I have to do is wire him money from my bank account and send him my social security number.
Eric: You know, it's a good thing you're pretty
AmaranthKitti Rank: Leading Character
July 30th, 2011 6:23 PM
Eric: Hey look its from Jenny
Serena: Got a text from her too, she says see ya bitches (with an actual picture of a raccoon)
AmaranthKitti Rank: Leading Character
July 30th, 2011 6:21 PM
Gossip Girl: Spotted, S learns to text while E takes his false happiness on a glass bowl
Eric: Serena,don´t you think that you went too far this time?
Serena: What? The guy was just the fourth this month!
Eric: I am talking about the naked pictures of you that are all over the internet!
Serena: Haha, Oh my god! Chuck has come out of the closet, he is gay apparently....Who would have thought that? So obvious...
Eric: In that case I hope he is free tonight!
Serena: Dirty, I like it!
Ali-Seeyah.
July 30th, 2011 12:28 PM
Eric: S, that dress looks gorg on you! You've made me a proud brother.
Serena: *looks down and blushes* Thanks, Eric.
Wait... does this mean you've turned into the stereotypical gay boy now? Because I seriously need some advice on matching my Prada shoes and Gucci bag.
Serena: Congratulations, you've officially joined the dark side.
July 31st, 2011 1:58 PM
Eric: Hey what is so interesting about your cellphone?
Serena: I just found out that it has a calculator...I don't have to use my fingers any more!!
July 31st, 2011 11:56 AM
connor: look i got one of hacked naked pictures framed do you want to sign it and i can sell it on ebay
July 31st, 2011 11:52 AM
blake: oooh perez hilton just posted on his website that me and ryan renoylds have been spotted dating
connor: first leo then ryan your really working your way up in the world
blake: we didnt date i just slept with him duh!
July 31st, 2011 11:45 AM
serena: ive just updated my relationship status on facebook to single and nate, dan, arron, ben , chuck, carter, colin just liked it
Rank: Regular Character
July 31st, 2011 10:01 AM
Eric: Whatcha doing?
Serena: Checking who won this week's caption contest on TVFanatic...
Rank: Regular Character
July 31st, 2011 10:00 AM
Eric: What's so funny?
Serena: Sneezing panda.
Rank: Regular Character
July 31st, 2011 9:46 AM
Eric: Stop sending me messages to my iPad - I'm right here!
Rank: Regular Character
July 31st, 2011 9:44 AM
Serena: Eric, it's finally happened! I got accepted at that French institute I applied to.
Eric: Really? Which one?
Serena: It's called The Moulin Rouge...
Rank: Regular Character
July 31st, 2011 9:41 AM
Serena: Ooh, a new friend request on Facebook. Abdullah Muhammed - no mutual friends.
Eric: Looks like you don't know him then!
Serena: Wait, he sent me a message too. It says "Hi, Serena!" See, he knows my name, we obviously know each other! Accept!
Rank: Regular Character
July 31st, 2011 9:36 AM
Eric: Serena, have you found any of those secret files Bart kept about us yet?
Serena: Look how shiny my hair is!
Rank: Regular Character
July 31st, 2011 9:33 AM
Serena: Look, thanks to the new iSlut application I can view all the information about my recent conquests on my iPhone!
Eric: I guess there really is an app for just about anything.
Rank: Regular Character
July 31st, 2011 5:48 AM
Eric: Looking at your own reflection in your cell phone again?
Serena: No, I'm on video call with this nice blonde girl...
Rank: Regular Character
July 31st, 2011 5:42 AM
Serena: Hey, want to check out these nude pictures Jenny sent me?
Eric: nah, thanks. I'll just look at our family picture!
Rank: Leading Character
July 30th, 2011 10:41 PM
Serena: Found B's phone....why does she have a picture of Dan? This is a joke right?
Eric: Suuuure and you having a relationship with another guy isn't
Rank: Leading Character
July 30th, 2011 10:14 PM
Serena: Oh its your ex-boyfriend Eric
Eric: Oh great....what does he want?
Serena: Contribution for his total lack of interesting story lines
Eric: Wait isn't that Nate?
Rank: Regular Character
July 30th, 2011 8:06 PM
E: what re u doing S?
S: nothing, just checking with who i havent slept yet
July 30th, 2011 7:20 PM
Eric: hey Serena take a look, how funny is this picture of rufus naked! Serena: ooh, kinky.
July 30th, 2011 6:58 PM
Serena: Awwww. This guy from Nigeria I've been talking to is so sweet! He's trying to raise money for his little sister's surgery procedure and wants me to help! All I have to do is wire him money from my bank account and send him my social security number.
Eric: You know, it's a good thing you're pretty
Rank: Leading Character
July 30th, 2011 6:23 PM
Eric: Hey look its from Jenny
Serena: Got a text from her too, she says see ya bitches (with an actual picture of a raccoon)
Rank: Leading Character
July 30th, 2011 6:21 PM
Gossip Girl: Spotted, S learns to text while E takes his false happiness on a glass bowl
Rank: Guest Star
July 30th, 2011 2:03 PM
Eric: Serena,don´t you think that you went too far this time?
Serena: What? The guy was just the fourth this month!
Eric: I am talking about the naked pictures of you that are all over the internet!
Rank: Guest Star
July 30th, 2011 12:28 PM
Serena: Haha, Oh my god! Chuck has come out of the closet, he is gay apparently....Who would have thought that? So obvious...
Eric: In that case I hope he is free tonight!
Serena: Dirty, I like it!
July 30th, 2011 12:28 PM
Eric: S, that dress looks gorg on you! You've made me a proud brother.
Serena: *looks down and blushes* Thanks, Eric.
Wait... does this mean you've turned into the stereotypical gay boy now? Because I seriously need some advice on matching my Prada shoes and Gucci bag.
Rank: Guest Star
July 30th, 2011 12:18 PM
Gossip girl: Spotted, S stands for Queen and E stands for Servant.
July 30th, 2011 5:56 AM
Serena: It says 'The only Van Der Woodsen with a brain is sitting on the floor".