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Eric: Hey what is so interesting about your cellphone?
Serena: I just found out that it has a calculator...I don't have to use my fingers any more!!
connor: look i got one of hacked naked pictures framed do you want to sign it and i can sell it on ebay
blake: oooh perez hilton just posted on his website that me and ryan renoylds have been spotted dating
connor: first leo then ryan your really working your way up in the world
blake: we didnt date i just slept with him duh!
serena: ive just updated my relationship status on facebook to single and nate, dan, arron, ben , chuck, carter, colin just liked it
Eric: Whatcha doing?
Serena: Checking who won this week's caption contest on TVFanatic...
Eric: What's so funny?
Serena: Sneezing panda.
Eric: Stop sending me messages to my iPad - I'm right here!
Serena: Eric, it's finally happened! I got accepted at that French institute I applied to.
Eric: Really? Which one?
Serena: It's called The Moulin Rouge...
Serena: Ooh, a new friend request on Facebook. Abdullah Muhammed - no mutual friends.
Eric: Looks like you don't know him then!
Serena: Wait, he sent me a message too. It says "Hi, Serena!" See, he knows my name, we obviously know each other! Accept!
Eric: Serena, have you found any of those secret files Bart kept about us yet?
Serena: Look how shiny my hair is!
Serena: Look, thanks to the new iSlut application I can view all the information about my recent conquests on my iPhone!
Eric: I guess there really is an app for just about anything.
Eric: Looking at your own reflection in your cell phone again?
Serena: No, I'm on video call with this nice blonde girl...
Serena: Hey, want to check out these nude pictures Jenny sent me?
Eric: nah, thanks. I'll just look at our family picture!
Serena: Found B's phone....why does she have a picture of Dan? This is a joke right?
Eric: Suuuure and you having a relationship with another guy isn't
Serena: Oh its your ex-boyfriend Eric
Eric: Oh great....what does he want?
Serena: Contribution for his total lack of interesting story lines
Eric: Wait isn't that Nate?
E: what re u doing S?
S: nothing, just checking with who i havent slept yet
Eric: hey Serena take a look, how funny is this picture of rufus naked! Serena: ooh, kinky.
Serena: Awwww. This guy from Nigeria I've been talking to is so sweet! He's trying to raise money for his little sister's surgery procedure and wants me to help! All I have to do is wire him money from my bank account and send him my social security number.
Eric: You know, it's a good thing you're pretty
Eric: Hey look its from Jenny
Serena: Got a text from her too, she says see ya bitches (with an actual picture of a raccoon)
Gossip Girl: Spotted, S learns to text while E takes his false happiness on a glass bowl
Eric: Serena,don´t you think that you went too far this time?
Serena: What? The guy was just the fourth this month!
Eric: I am talking about the naked pictures of you that are all over the internet!
Serena: Haha, Oh my god! Chuck has come out of the closet, he is gay apparently....Who would have thought that? So obvious...
Eric: In that case I hope he is free tonight!
Serena: Dirty, I like it!
Eric: S, that dress looks gorg on you! You've made me a proud brother.
Serena: *looks down and blushes* Thanks, Eric.
Wait... does this mean you've turned into the stereotypical gay boy now? Because I seriously need some advice on matching my Prada shoes and Gucci bag.
Gossip girl: Spotted, S stands for Queen and E stands for Servant.
Serena: It says 'The only Van Der Woodsen with a brain is sitting on the floor".