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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 166

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Welcome back, fans, to the 166th Gossip Girl Caption Contest at TV Fanatic!

This week's Caption Contest winner is ThroughTheNightTheRainHasFallen.

Congratulations! The winning entry appears below. Honorable mentions go out to Aquariuz, Ness and kittiwitti. Thanks to all for playing and good luck next week!

VDW Siblings

Serena: Hey, now that I added a job at a company on Facebook, do you think people will take me more seriously?
Eric: I guess, which company?
Serena: Bitches on a Budget.

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Serena: Pst. Eric. I got a hot pic of Dan Humphrey.
Eric : Erm. Sorry to break it to you Sis. I got the bigger and clearer version of the pic.


Serena: Oh my god...I can´t believe this. Are you gossip girl!!??
Eric: Actually I am.
Serena: What has this world come to!?


Gossip girl: Sit tight people, because this is the moment you all have been waiting for since forever. I am going to reveal my true identity...I am Eric Van der Woodsen!


Gossip girl: Spotted, Serena attracts everyone, including her brother.


Serena: Yay. I got a cute mobile phone from Rufus.
Eric: I got a freaking I-Pad!
Serena: I don't even know how to use this small cute gadget, you expect me to be jealous of yours?


Eric: Hey, check out these nude pictures of Jenny
Serena: No thanks, i just got them in a text. What's with the tape on her boobs?...


Apparently even God believes in sparse allocation of resources. Hence one VDW sibling got the hair and the other brains.


Serena: *reads Gossip Girl blast* Spotted: S in her room, forgetting to brush her hair. Did she even shower today?
Eric: Wow, Gossip Girl really knows everything, doesn't she...?


Eric: You're Gossip Girl???
Serena: You're Melanie91???


Serena: You know, Eric, I'm so glad you never turned out to be that stereotypical gay person throughout the series, and that we -
Eric: Honey, before you go on, could you just go change your shoes? They are SUCH a no-go.

Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.