Nate: So you're basically telling me to out Gossip Girl we should just text her and pretend we know who she is, tricking her into revealing her identity? I don't completely understand, but it sounds good to me, Serena!
Diana: I'm sorry what did you call me?
Nate: Sorry, my mistake Catherine.
Diana: Excuse me?
Nate: Vanessa?
Diana:...?
Nate: Blair?
Diana: Really Nathaniel?
Nate: Wait...I'll get it I promise! Bree?
Diana: Seriously?
Nate: Raina? Charlie? Come on, just give me a hint! If you had to remember as many girls names as I have to, you'd have difficulty! It's not all about looking pretty you know, there's hard work involved too!
CharlieTrout
November 8th, 2011 2:14 AM
Nate: So you're basically telling me to out Gossip Girl we should just text her and pretend we know who she is, tricking her into revealing her identity? I don't completely understand, but it sounds good to me, Serena!
Diana: I'm sorry what did you call me?
Nate: Sorry, my mistake Catherine.
Diana: Excuse me?
Nate: Vanessa?
Diana:...?
Nate: Blair?
Diana: Really Nathaniel?
Nate: Wait...I'll get it I promise! Bree?
Diana: Seriously?
Nate: Raina? Charlie? Come on, just give me a hint, I promise I'll get it!
CharlieTrout
November 8th, 2011 2:03 AM
Diana: Seven utterly fabulous wishes for one piddling, little soul? So what do you say Nate.
Nate: So you're telling me you're going to give me seven wishes for my soul? Are you a genie or something?
Diana: We've been over this before... I am the Devil! Satan, Lucifer, Beelzebub, the Prince of Darkness! Well, the Princ-ess of Darkness, anyway. Is any of this rining a bell?
Nate: Okay, okay no need to shout.
Diana: So, are you willing to give up your soul for seven wishes?
Nate: Don't I get three?
Diana: Okay then, three wishes if you'd like. Just sign on the dotted line!
Nate: Okay, but first why aren't you blue?
Diana: Blue???
Nate: Yeah, you know blue, like the Genie on Aladdin. I thought all Genies were blue. And where's your bottle?
Diana:... On second thoughts you can keep your soul, just keep your mouth shut in future and stick to looking pretty okay?
Nate: Why does everyone always say that to me?
only_one
November 7th, 2011 3:43 PM
Diana: Nate your way to smart for me!
Nate: Diana I've told like a thousand times just read the notes I gave you before and durning doing your hair and you can have hair like mine.
only_one
November 7th, 2011 3:38 PM
Nate: the only way you can take down gossip girl is to find out who she is and out her.
Diana: Wait what she's gay?
Nate: No tell eveeryone her real name.
Diana: ???
ILoveBlairWaldorf764
November 7th, 2011 2:09 AM
Nate: Thank you for hiring me as your sexcretary. I promise I'll do the best I can and I'll never-
Diana: Yeah, yeah. I'm not your mom.
Nate: Wait, WHAT?! Erection = gone :(
AmyGirl Rank: Recurring Character
November 6th, 2011 5:54 PM
Diana: So to to spice up our sex life I was thinking some good old- fashioned role play.
Nate: Hell to the yeaaaaah!!! What do you want to act out?
Diana: I'll be Blair, you be Chuck. Their romance is 100x as passionate as ours will ever be.
AmyGirl Rank: Recurring Character
November 6th, 2011 5:51 PM
Nate: *thinks to self*: I'm REALLY trying to stare into Diana's eyes... but oh my god BOOBS.
AmyGirl Rank: Recurring Character
November 6th, 2011 5:50 PM
Nate: So the only option I have to to get a storyline is by being your booty call?
Diana: Essentially, yes.
Nate: Done.
Amie
November 6th, 2011 11:22 AM
Diana: Nate, seriously, its just about the sex, not about your pretty hazel eyes!
Amie
November 6th, 2011 11:21 AM
Gossip Girl: Maternal instinct + Basic Instinct = one of Upper East Sides's best cocktails!
leanne
November 6th, 2011 8:00 AM
nate: im getting de ja vu that i am being used by a cougar
diana: hhhmm really
leanne
November 6th, 2011 7:34 AM
nate: i just had de ja vu that we had sex..
diana : nate we have had sex before, many times
nate: ive slept with so many women its all becoming a blur
Alexa
November 6th, 2011 6:59 AM
Nate: So Elena was running from Katherine, who is running from Klaus, who is running from Mikael, who is also Klaus's dad and killed his wife.
Diana: No, Elena wasn't running from Katherine, sort of. And Klaus killed Mikael's wife, who is the Original Witch, who put the hybrid curse on him and he's not Mikael's son. The Witch had an affair with a werewolf.
Nate: And he also killed his half-siblings?
Diana: Yes, except he resurrected Rebekah.
Nate: Wow, and I thought I had family drama.
Alexa
November 6th, 2011 6:58 AM
Nate: So Elena was running Katherine, who is running from Klaus, who is running from Mikael, who is also Klaus's dad and killed his wife.
Diana: No, Elena wasn't running from Katherine, sort of. And Klaus killed Mikael's wife, who is the Original Witch, who put the hybrid curse on him and he's not Mikael's son. The Witch had an affair with a werewolf.
Nate: And he also killed his half-siblings?
Diana: Yes, except he resurrected Rebekah.
Nate: Wow, and I thought I had family drama.
Nate: So, can I "occupy" my living room?
Diana: No.
Nate: Can I occupy the movie theater?
Diana: No.
Nate: Strip club?
Diana: You're really not getting this are you?
Nate: Your bedroom?
Diana: Now, that one...
GGgirl Rank: Guest Star
November 5th, 2011 12:18 PM
Nate: I am not going to sleep with you anymore Diana!
Diana: I can’t believe you!
Nate: What? It’s not like we are together or anything.
Diana: Wait here, I am just going to…kill myself and take my new bra with me.
Nate: No, wait I guess we can do it one more time, but this is the last time.
Diana: Oh, come one!? That’s what you said last week too!
emily
November 5th, 2011 7:47 AM
Diana: For the 100th time, this is the plot of The Matrix . . .
girlonfire Rank: Leading Character
November 5th, 2011 7:44 AM
Diana: Alright, Nate. I'll help you with your homework, but this is the last time. So... If you have 5 apples and you eat two of them, how many apples would you still have?
Serena: Congratulations, you've officially joined the dark side.
November 8th, 2011 2:18 AM
Nate: So you're basically telling me to out Gossip Girl we should just text her and pretend we know who she is, tricking her into revealing her identity? I don't completely understand, but it sounds good to me, Serena!
Diana: I'm sorry what did you call me?
Nate: Sorry, my mistake Catherine.
Diana: Excuse me?
Nate: Vanessa?
Diana:...?
Nate: Blair?
Diana: Really Nathaniel?
Nate: Wait...I'll get it I promise! Bree?
Diana: Seriously?
Nate: Raina? Charlie? Come on, just give me a hint! If you had to remember as many girls names as I have to, you'd have difficulty! It's not all about looking pretty you know, there's hard work involved too!
November 8th, 2011 2:14 AM
Nate: So you're basically telling me to out Gossip Girl we should just text her and pretend we know who she is, tricking her into revealing her identity? I don't completely understand, but it sounds good to me, Serena!
Diana: I'm sorry what did you call me?
Nate: Sorry, my mistake Catherine.
Diana: Excuse me?
Nate: Vanessa?
Diana:...?
Nate: Blair?
Diana: Really Nathaniel?
Nate: Wait...I'll get it I promise! Bree?
Diana: Seriously?
Nate: Raina? Charlie? Come on, just give me a hint, I promise I'll get it!
November 8th, 2011 2:03 AM
Diana: Seven utterly fabulous wishes for one piddling, little soul? So what do you say Nate.
Nate: So you're telling me you're going to give me seven wishes for my soul? Are you a genie or something?
Diana: We've been over this before... I am the Devil! Satan, Lucifer, Beelzebub, the Prince of Darkness! Well, the Princ-ess of Darkness, anyway. Is any of this rining a bell?
Nate: Okay, okay no need to shout.
Diana: So, are you willing to give up your soul for seven wishes?
Nate: Don't I get three?
Diana: Okay then, three wishes if you'd like. Just sign on the dotted line!
Nate: Okay, but first why aren't you blue?
Diana: Blue???
Nate: Yeah, you know blue, like the Genie on Aladdin. I thought all Genies were blue. And where's your bottle?
Diana:... On second thoughts you can keep your soul, just keep your mouth shut in future and stick to looking pretty okay?
Nate: Why does everyone always say that to me?
November 7th, 2011 3:43 PM
Diana: Nate your way to smart for me!
Nate: Diana I've told like a thousand times just read the notes I gave you before and durning doing your hair and you can have hair like mine.
November 7th, 2011 3:38 PM
Nate: the only way you can take down gossip girl is to find out who she is and out her.
Diana: Wait what she's gay?
Nate: No tell eveeryone her real name.
Diana: ???
November 7th, 2011 2:09 AM
Nate: Thank you for hiring me as your sexcretary. I promise I'll do the best I can and I'll never-
Diana: Yeah, yeah. I'm not your mom.
Nate: Wait, WHAT?! Erection = gone :(
Rank: Recurring Character
November 6th, 2011 5:54 PM
Diana: So to to spice up our sex life I was thinking some good old- fashioned role play.
Nate: Hell to the yeaaaaah!!! What do you want to act out?
Diana: I'll be Blair, you be Chuck. Their romance is 100x as passionate as ours will ever be.
Rank: Recurring Character
November 6th, 2011 5:51 PM
Nate: *thinks to self*: I'm REALLY trying to stare into Diana's eyes... but oh my god BOOBS.
Rank: Recurring Character
November 6th, 2011 5:50 PM
Nate: So the only option I have to to get a storyline is by being your booty call?
Diana: Essentially, yes.
Nate: Done.
November 6th, 2011 11:22 AM
Diana: Nate, seriously, its just about the sex, not about your pretty hazel eyes!
November 6th, 2011 11:21 AM
Gossip Girl: Maternal instinct + Basic Instinct = one of Upper East Sides's best cocktails!
November 6th, 2011 8:00 AM
nate: im getting de ja vu that i am being used by a cougar
diana: hhhmm really
November 6th, 2011 7:34 AM
nate: i just had de ja vu that we had sex..
diana : nate we have had sex before, many times
nate: ive slept with so many women its all becoming a blur
November 6th, 2011 6:59 AM
Nate: So Elena was running from Katherine, who is running from Klaus, who is running from Mikael, who is also Klaus's dad and killed his wife.
Diana: No, Elena wasn't running from Katherine, sort of. And Klaus killed Mikael's wife, who is the Original Witch, who put the hybrid curse on him and he's not Mikael's son. The Witch had an affair with a werewolf.
Nate: And he also killed his half-siblings?
Diana: Yes, except he resurrected Rebekah.
Nate: Wow, and I thought I had family drama.
November 6th, 2011 6:58 AM
Nate: So Elena was running Katherine, who is running from Klaus, who is running from Mikael, who is also Klaus's dad and killed his wife.
Diana: No, Elena wasn't running from Katherine, sort of. And Klaus killed Mikael's wife, who is the Original Witch, who put the hybrid curse on him and he's not Mikael's son. The Witch had an affair with a werewolf.
Nate: And he also killed his half-siblings?
Diana: Yes, except he resurrected Rebekah.
Nate: Wow, and I thought I had family drama.
Rank: New User
November 5th, 2011 8:41 PM
Nate: So...you want me to hook up with Charlie?
Diana: Yes! You're not good for anything else. Besides, she's the only one left...
November 5th, 2011 8:23 PM
@girlonfire
Bahahhahahahahahahha. Lol you win hands down.
November 5th, 2011 2:53 PM
Nate: Can I please get to throw in an important dialogue or two once in a while...?
November 5th, 2011 2:48 PM
Diana: Yes, I'm afraid the news about me being roped in for Cougar Town is true...
November 5th, 2011 2:46 PM
Nate: Seriously, Diana...There is just so much I could find out about who is behind Blair's horrendous hats...
November 5th, 2011 2:38 PM
Diana: Wait- are you telling me that I'm not your first?!?!?
Nate: ... I've got to go
Rank: Guest Star
November 5th, 2011 1:32 PM
Nate: So, can I "occupy" my living room?
Diana: No.
Nate: Can I occupy the movie theater?
Diana: No.
Nate: Strip club?
Diana: You're really not getting this are you?
Nate: Your bedroom?
Diana: Now, that one...
Rank: Guest Star
November 5th, 2011 12:18 PM
Nate: I am not going to sleep with you anymore Diana!
Diana: I can’t believe you!
Nate: What? It’s not like we are together or anything.
Diana: Wait here, I am just going to…kill myself and take my new bra with me.
Nate: No, wait I guess we can do it one more time, but this is the last time.
Diana: Oh, come one!? That’s what you said last week too!
November 5th, 2011 7:47 AM
Diana: For the 100th time, this is the plot of The Matrix . . .
Rank: Leading Character
November 5th, 2011 7:44 AM
Diana: Alright, Nate. I'll help you with your homework, but this is the last time. So... If you have 5 apples and you eat two of them, how many apples would you still have?
Nate: ...