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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 180

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Welcome to the 180th Gossip Girl Caption Contest at TV Fanatic, where readers submit their best caption(s) for a photo from the CW drama! So who emerged victorious this week?

Your Caption Contest winner is girlonfire. Congratulations and well done.

The winning entry appears below. Honorable mentions go out to Jance, iwatchtoomuchtv, and Alexa. Thank you to everyone for playing, as always, and good luck again next time!

Talking Shop

Diana: Alright, Nate. I'll help you with your homework, but this is the last time. So... If you have five apples and you eat two of them, how many apples would you still have?
Nate: ...

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Nate: So you're basically telling me to out Gossip Girl we should just text her and pretend we know who she is, tricking her into revealing her identity? I don't completely understand, but it sounds good to me, Serena!
Diana: I'm sorry what did you call me?
Nate: Sorry, my mistake Catherine.
Diana: Excuse me?
Nate: Vanessa?
Diana:...?
Nate: Blair?
Diana: Really Nathaniel?
Nate: Wait...I'll get it I promise! Bree?
Diana: Seriously?
Nate: Raina? Charlie? Come on, just give me a hint! If you had to remember as many girls names as I have to, you'd have difficulty! It's not all about looking pretty you know, there's hard work involved too!

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Nate: So you're basically telling me to out Gossip Girl we should just text her and pretend we know who she is, tricking her into revealing her identity? I don't completely understand, but it sounds good to me, Serena!
Diana: I'm sorry what did you call me?
Nate: Sorry, my mistake Catherine.
Diana: Excuse me?
Nate: Vanessa?
Diana:...?
Nate: Blair?
Diana: Really Nathaniel?
Nate: Wait...I'll get it I promise! Bree?
Diana: Seriously?
Nate: Raina? Charlie? Come on, just give me a hint, I promise I'll get it!

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Diana: Seven utterly fabulous wishes for one piddling, little soul? So what do you say Nate.
Nate: So you're telling me you're going to give me seven wishes for my soul? Are you a genie or something?
Diana: We've been over this before... I am the Devil! Satan, Lucifer, Beelzebub, the Prince of Darkness! Well, the Princ-ess of Darkness, anyway. Is any of this rining a bell?
Nate: Okay, okay no need to shout.
Diana: So, are you willing to give up your soul for seven wishes?
Nate: Don't I get three?
Diana: Okay then, three wishes if you'd like. Just sign on the dotted line!
Nate: Okay, but first why aren't you blue?
Diana: Blue???
Nate: Yeah, you know blue, like the Genie on Aladdin. I thought all Genies were blue. And where's your bottle?
Diana:... On second thoughts you can keep your soul, just keep your mouth shut in future and stick to looking pretty okay?
Nate: Why does everyone always say that to me?

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Diana: Nate your way to smart for me!
Nate: Diana I've told like a thousand times just read the notes I gave you before and durning doing your hair and you can have hair like mine.

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Nate: the only way you can take down gossip girl is to find out who she is and out her.
Diana: Wait what she's gay?
Nate: No tell eveeryone her real name.
Diana: ???

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Nate: Thank you for hiring me as your sexcretary. I promise I'll do the best I can and I'll never-
Diana: Yeah, yeah. I'm not your mom.
Nate: Wait, WHAT?! Erection = gone :(

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Diana: So to to spice up our sex life I was thinking some good old- fashioned role play.
Nate: Hell to the yeaaaaah!!! What do you want to act out?
Diana: I'll be Blair, you be Chuck. Their romance is 100x as passionate as ours will ever be.

Amygirl

Nate: *thinks to self*: I'm REALLY trying to stare into Diana's eyes... but oh my god BOOBS.

Amygirl

Nate: So the only option I have to to get a storyline is by being your booty call?
Diana: Essentially, yes.
Nate: Done.

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Diana: Nate, seriously, its just about the sex, not about your pretty hazel eyes!

Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

It only takes one video to topple an entire career. If you don't believe me just YouTube Connie Chung piano.

Blair