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blair: so humprey what do you think?
dan: isnt serena supposed to be doing this ?
blair: youve seen serenas taste in clothes , actually come to think of it your style is worse is that supposed to a hair cut or a mop stuck to your head ... ill find someone else
blair: you know i love you but we cant be together
dan: finally you admit it! you love me !
blair: erghhhh not you humprey i was talking to the dress
Some of these are so funny. Keep 'em coming, guys.
Dan:In my hand I hold a list of plot devices to keep you and Chuck apart. Choose wisely.
Blair: How do we have so many shippers, again?
Blair: Let's face it Humphrey, even Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black have more shippers than Louis and me.
Dan: Louis is the prince of Muppet right?
Dan:... I like him a little less now.
Dan: So who's Louis again?
Dan:Seriously, you made a pack with god and that's why you can't be with Chuck?
Blair:I know, the writers are getting desperate.
Blair: I don't think I can last 72 days...
Blair: I think even Kim Kardashian looked more excited about her wedding!
"Humphrey, please remind me of why I'm marrying this doofus again?!" -Blair
Dan: You know, this dress is like a replica of your life...it is a total mess (looking at the bottom), yet you still try to make it work (looking at the top).
Blair: Dan, my life is a mess!
Dan: Yeah, and your dress is a perfect metaphor for it.
Dan: Wow! What a beautiful dress.
Blair: Aw, thank you. Vera Wang designed it especially for m-
Dan: You think I would look pretty in it?
Blair: Promise you will be there when I need to go the toilet!
Blair: I MUST take this dress off!!!
Dan:(Hmmm...So this AXE commercial is actually true!)
Leighton:Oh,No! Is that the new script you're holding? Tell me Josh was sober this time!
Penn: Eeeeh...No...He still thinks we're shooting 7th Heaven...
BLAIR: Humphrey, get a haircut.
BLAIR: For the last time, Humpfrey... I AM NOT WEARING THE DRESS THAT KATE HUDSON WORE ON "BRIDE WAR"!
DAN: See, this is why you and Serena are so different... she can hardly wear any fabric, while you are perfectly ok looking like a human cupcake.
BLAIR: This is just wrong... I can't come out of a cake wearing this.
Blair: Urgh. Humphrey. Please tell me you're not here to brainstorm ideas for the sequel to "Inside". And you and me doing the nasty before my wedding is just in your dream.
blair: does this dress give me back fat ?
Dan: "Blair, you´re right. Better safe this dress for our own wedding."
Blair: "See. Noone wants to see the best in a fake wedding."