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Dan: I was having writer's block while watching the people's choice award when It suddenly hit me!
Dan: A book about the scandalous lives of Bridesmaids!
Dan: I need the inside scoop. Any chance you are gonna need a fourth Bridesmaid to your wedding? you would be putting this dress to good use.
I love your first one, AmyGirl :D
Blair: I so can't get married in this dress anymore!
Dan: Can I have it? For Cedrick?
Blair: I have specifically asked my stylists to specifically cut your hair before you enter my wedding, muppethead.
Dan: You wish.
Sorry I made typos
Blair: Dan I didn't want to ask but, do you want to try on one of the dresses?
Dan: YESSSSSSSS!!! I mean... uhm.
Blair: Dan I didn't want to ask but, do you want to try on one of the dresses
Dan: YESSSSSSSS!!! I mean.. uh.. no.
Blair: So now that you're my gay best friend, you're going to be coming to ALL my bridal fittings!
Dan: Please make out with Serena for me.
Oh Lonely Boy, always a bridesmaid never a Bride.
I wish my outfit was that puffy as it would certainly help hide my ginormous erection!