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Kol: I was turned into a vampire by Mommy Dearest, my Big Brother drove a dagger through my heart and kept me in a coffin for a century, Mother is plotting to kill us and all I got is this lousy Cue stick.
Cue stick: They were out of T-shirts.
kol: it's too hot in here....aren't you hot? I am...
I think those of CL and Mira are incredibly funny :D
Kol: Who wants to take a ride on my disco stick?
Now tell me, who wants a new poll to choose your favorite Original?
I really want to stab someone with this cue stick. I would if Mother wouldn't scold me for it.
kol talking to meredith: back in my day, u would b in a kitchen making me some dinner!
(below) - It's funny because it's punny :-)
Kol: I'm looking for my 'necks' victim.
Kol: Pool cue, tell me how handsome I am...?
Eventually you reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
(Kol thinking) Does this position show off my muscles enough?
(Meredith thinking) I wish i could ram that cue stick up his ...
Kol- Nothing much, watching the game having some blood.
In this picture you can see Kol Michaelson lost in his world!
Kol's new fragrance "Boredom-an Original sensation" is now on sale!
Kol: Klaus was totally afraid of me but I still get my ass kicked every episode.
They look real and spectacular!
Kol: Meredith, right? I had a horse named Meredith once. Rebekah ate it. Enought for an introduction. So, want to pick shipper names with me? Koldith? MereKol?
Cue stick: Someone please dagger him.
Meredith tell me i look handsome.
Kol: I invented this game.
Cue stick- or pool?
Cue stick-did they play snooker 1000
Years ago? (before you were daggered)
Kol-I have know idea but it's in the script...
Kol: So, Meredith is it? Have you fallen for my charms yet?
Cue Stick: **The only one falling here would be you when I figure out how to get out of your grasp.**
Kol: So it's true? I Look like Michael Trevino? I mean i Even got the face right...Am I right or am I right?