The Vampire Diaries

The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Episode 13: "Bringing Out the Dead"

Stefan: I love her, Damon.
Damon: So do I.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Klaus: The worst thing for Elena Gilbert is the two of you.
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Damon: Hey Stef, remember when you killed dad?
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Klaus: We can sit and eat, or I can reach down your throats and pull out your insides. The choice is yours.
 • Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

Damon: Get ready and get happy. We're going to negotiate a fake truce and I don't want your attitude screwing it up.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon: I say go with the black. It makes you look all villainy.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Elena [on Alaric]: He's my family. I have to look out for him.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Alaric [to Damon]: You're on speaker phone, d**k.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Klaus: Help me destroy Stefan and I promise you our family will be whole again.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Episode 12: "The Ties That Bind"

Stefan: You're better than him, Elena. You're better than both of us.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Dr. Fell: I'm not crazy, Ric.
Alaric: Really, then what are you?
 • Rating: 3.1 / 5.0

Damon: Insulting a bunch of dead witches? Not smart.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Alaric: When did you even see her?
Damon: When I went to the hospital to accuse her of killing her ex-boyfriend. By the way, sensitive topics.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Klaus: Ah, right. Crazy Stefan. How's that working out for you? Any friends left?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon: What's her damage?
Alarc: No damage.
Damon: Come on, Ric. It's a fact of life. A girl that smart, that hot? Damaged.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Bonnie: What's going on with you two?
Damon: We kissed. Now it's weird.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Episode 11: "Our Town"

Elena: You can't kiss me again... it's not right.
Damon: It's right. It's just not right now.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Caroline: Are you going to kill me?
Klaus: On your birthday? Do you really think that low of me?
Caroline: Yes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stefan: Destroying Klaus is all I have left.
Elena: You had me!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Stefan: To beat the villain, Damon. you have to be the better villain.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

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