When 9 Russians tell you you're drunk, you lie down.

Enzo [to Bonnie]

Bastard links his life to my mom's and then engages in a duel. What is this, Hamlet community theatre?


Bonnie: Do you wanna talk about i--
Alaric: Nope.
Bonnie: Okay. Didn't think so.

Little tip from a professional. Next time you want to kill a bazillion year old psycho, don't choose a sword from the junior's section.

Damon [to Enzo]

Matt: Car, I've literally never seen you puke before.
Caroline: That is because I'm polite, not pregnant.

Julian: I assured Lily that there would be no more bloodshed in the house.
Enzo: Did you make any promises about outside?

Enzo: Well, if Julian wants it, so do I.
Bonnie: Are we talking about Oscar's car or Lily?

Damon: Wow. Did I ever mention I like your style?
Stefan: I had a feeling we were going to have to do this the hard way.
Damon: Best...Thanksgiving...ever.

No talking until I'm seeing two of you. Then I'll kick both of your asses.

Damon [to Stefan]

Alaric: It's been so nice to hear her voice again. Thank you for allowing me to say goodbye.
Jo: Goodbye, Ric.

It's called dignity. Have some. It's free.

Bonnie [to Enzo]

Lily: Bonnie, I know we've had a rocky past, but I hope this means you're willing to start fresh.
Bonnie: You're the reason I'm never going to see my best friend again, so I hope you're joking.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


When 9 Russians tell you you're drunk, you lie down.

Enzo [to Bonnie]