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How do you expect me to care about when this is my life? Take a look around, it's not like I could bring my teachers a note saying "sorry i missed class today we were under a doppleganger invasion."

Jeremy

Turns out Elena's friends were right. The world does revolve around her.

Liv

All I know is that right now I wanna rip your clothes off right here in the middle of this hall and throw you in one of these classrooms and kiss every square inch of your body, while a bunch of people who drive minivans listen wishing they were us.

Damon

Need I remind you that Jeremy once had an affair with a ghost? The only thing that was missing was a sappy love song and a pottery wheel.

Damon

It's difficult to explain to your brother that you just broke up with the former love of his life and then broke the bed.

Damon

Like a perky blonde angel of death.

Enzo [to Caroline]

We are still bad for each other and we are still broken up.

Elena [to Damon]

I have the antidote, though from the looks of it you'd both rather be dead.

Enzo

Who volunteers themselves for witchy electro shock therapy?

Caroline
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