The Vampire Diaries

The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Episode 14: "Dangerous Liaisons"

Caroline: I've never really been anywhere.
Klaus: I'll take you; Wherever you want. Rome. Paris. Tokyo?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon: I get it. I care to much. How ironic is that?!?
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Damon: I'm mad at you because I love you.
Elena: Well maybe that's the problem.
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

Kol: I'm itching to kill something. What are we waiting for?
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Esther: It's been my dream for 1,000 years that this family could be as one. Forgiveness is not a chore. It's a gift.
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

Damon: Can we go back in time to the old Stefan, who cared if Elena lived or died?
Stefan: What for? It's your job now.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Klaus: Good evening.
Caroline: I need a drink.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Damon: Anyone else feeling a little used right now?
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Rebekah [to Elena]: Drive much?
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Episode 13: "Bringing Out the Dead"

Stefan: I love her, Damon.
Damon: So do I.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Klaus: The worst thing for Elena Gilbert is the two of you.
 • Rating: 4.1 / 5.0

Damon: Hey Stef, remember when you killed dad?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Klaus: We can sit and eat, or I can reach down your throats and pull out your insides. The choice is yours.
 • Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

Damon: Get ready and get happy. We're going to negotiate a fake truce and I don't want your attitude screwing it up.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon: I say go with the black. It makes you look all villainy.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Elena [on Alaric]: He's my family. I have to look out for him.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Alaric [to Damon]: You're on speaker phone, d**k.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Klaus: Help me destroy Stefan and I promise you our family will be whole again.
 • Rating: 3.9 / 5.0

Episode 12: "The Ties That Bind"

Stefan: You're better than him, Elena. You're better than both of us.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Dr. Fell: I'm not crazy, Ric.
Alaric: Really, then what are you?
 • Rating: 3.1 / 5.0

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