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Warning: The indicator says that the concentration of handsome doctors at one place is seriously exceeded.
Derek: That concludes my presentation on why Mark Sloan should be Derek Shepherd's best friend again.
Mark: Very compelling.
Avery: Oh god, how do I compete with that?
Jackson:Its unbelievable how you two can talk about hair product as long as you do.
Derek (to Mark):He's just jealous because he doesn't have any hair.
Mark (mumbles to himself) :I wonder what I would look like with no hair.
Derek:Don't even think about it Mark.
Derek: Okay, Plastics Posse, let's go get lunch. Do you want McDonald's, Burger King, or KFC?
Mark: Women Love Me Cause Im McSteamy
Avery: Women Love Me Cause Of My Eyes And My Nice Body. They Should Call Me McStud.
Derek: Mark, Women Love You Cause You Sleep With Anything.
Derek: So you've paged me to be the agony uncle to the plastics posse because?
Jackson: My mom's coming to visit
Mark: Jackson's lousy at kids game.
Derek: There, there. It'll all get beter soon
Mark: Avery, who do you think would win in a "hair off"?
Avery: It depends. Who signs my pay checks?
Mark: I am just not feeling it today.
Derek: Its all about the right tousle and comb.
Avery: I feel like I am watching Desperate Housewives!
Avery: So you two really are going to start your own hair care line?
Mark: They keep us around because were great actors.
Derek: No they keep us around because were good eye candy!
Avery: I don't get how you two can spend hours looking at hair products!
Jackson: I really need to get a McName.
Jackson: I need a McName so I can be apart
Mark: I have a great beard.
Derek: I have great hair.
Jackson: I have a great body.
Shonda: And I pick great actors...
Jackson: "Is that who I think it is?"
Derek: "Yep, Mark is the recipient of the Man Whore of the Year Award".
Derek: "Ok, this will settle once and for all who gets to be with Lexie---rock,paper,scissors, on three!"
Derek: Look at this. Supposedly I'm going to be furious with Meredith for another petty crime. What do you guys think?
Jackson: Can't be any worse than the freeze-out between Hunt and Yang.
Mark: You must not be acquainted with Ms. Shonda Rhimes, Avery.
Derek: Mark, this is the second time I've scanned you're brain & it still has Lexi on it.
Mark: *mumbles* Shut up Derek.
Jackson: I thought you were joking, but its true. That is Lexi on your brain.
Sloan: I think it's time for me to change my facial hair. What do you think Derek...
There's gotta be a third Grey sister so we can all have one . . .