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Serena: please don't tell anyone about me being gossip girl, all my friends will hate me and i'll end up all alone....
Lola: don't worry i'll buy you some cats to keep you company
Congratulations, Lola. You're still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model.
Serena: So you're going back to Juilliard?
Lola: Nah, I'm joining the cast of Once Upon A Time.
Serena: Really? As which fairytale character?
Lola: The Girl Who Didn't Want To Have a Rich And Glamorous Life.
Serena: So you're going back to Juilliard?
Lola: Nah, I'm joining the cast of Vampire Diaries to become next season's big villain: The Original Charlie Rhodes.
Lola: I'm going back to Juilliard to become an actress and maybe play you in the Gossip Girl movie one day!
Lola: Serena! I just found out we're sisters!
Serena: Oh cool!
Lola: Aren't you surprised?
Serena: Honey, you're the fourth sibling I got in the last 5 years. You get used to it.
Serena: Why didn't you tell Nate I'm Gossip Girl when you had the chance?
Lola: I didn't want to hurt him anymore. Plus, I'm going to come back in a few episodes and tell everyone.
Serena: There are only two ways of gaining some sort of relevance on the Upper East Side: Sleeping with Nate or dressing up as a raccoon.
Serena: There are only two ways of becoming an It-Girl: Sleeping with Nate or dressing up as a raccoon.
Lola: Thanks for lending me your dress, but it was actually a bit too big for me...
Serena: Oh, don't worry, you'll grow into the Rhodes cup size.
Lola: That's not the part I was talking about.
Lola: Are you sure you don't mind me borrowing your clothes?
Serena: Of course not, but you might want to stuff your bra before you try anything on.
Serena: What is it with you people and stealing my debutant dress?
Lola: I'm worried Nate might still have feelings for Diana!
Serena: Really, that's interesting! Will you hang on a second, I need to pee.
[2 minutes later]
Serena: Oh my god, what a coincidence. Gossip Girl just posted a blast about Nate and Diana going to the fashion show together tonight!
Lola: Well, in that case I'm bringing a hot sixteen-year-old date, to make Nate jealous.
Serena: Excuse me, I think I have to pee again.
Serena: So, what do you think of Gossip Girl?
Lola: I don't know, she doesn't seem that relevant at the moment.
Serena: Oh, what's that? Look, she just posted a huge scandal about you! Pretty relevant, eh?
Lola: Nah, some pathetic blogger's opinion doesn't bother me.
Serena: Not even the most relevant pathetic blogger's opinion?
Lola: Like I said, I don't really care. Anyway, I'm going home. See you later!
Serena: ...RELEVANT, RELEVANT, RELEVANT!
Serena: So, after my ex, my dad, now you want me to share my wardrobe too ?
Serena-now heal, good Charlie. It won't be long until your the new it-girl, now have a treat.
I hope Serena will end up alone.
I think that Dair will break up soon and Blair will be with Chuck again. Nate will be with some random girl and Dan will find love of his life,which by the way is NOT Serena.
Lola : Hi Serena , Take you hideous clothes back , you're just so pathetic , How could you be jealous of me , a poor wannabe actress from Florida ?
S : I *crying* *screaming* I just need Dan back !!!
serena: the key to becoming popular is wearing the best clothes and going to the best parties .... sleeping with nate also helps
Serena: are you sure you are related to me? the women in my family usually have big boobs and yours are rather small I insist on a boob job i mean us Rhodes girls have a reputation to uphold
Serena: I'm just saying, if you want to stay relevant like me, you need to sleep with a professor, an ex-convict, a married congressman, AS WELL as Nate. Now I know this will be difficult because you don't have my breast size, but I think with time Gossip Girl will come to recognize you as relevant. Because all that matters is how relevant you are. Being irrelevant is the WORST thing that could happen. It's all I care about! I need to be relevant!
Lola: so how are you handling Blair and Dan's relationship
Serena: i'm fine the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.. that's my policy
Serena: are you sure you are related to me? the women in my family usually have big boobs and yours are on rather small i insist on a boob job i mean us Rhodes girls have a reputation to uphold
lola: im going to Julliard to become a actress
serena: ive seen you act you might as well marry rich... its what the Rhodes girls do
serena: Im going to introduce you to the best designers, take you to the newest restaurants and bars and meet the most eligible bachelors of the upper east side
lola: from what Ive heard there isn't many bachelors left in the upper east side that you haven't slept with ..sorry i meant met