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  1. leanne

    Serena: please don't tell anyone about me being gossip girl, all my friends will hate me and i'll end up all alone....

    Lola: don't worry i'll buy you some cats to keep you company

  2. dodgecookie

    Congratulations, Lola. You're still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model.

  3. queenbee94
    Rank: Regular Character

    Serena: So you're going back to Juilliard?
    Lola: Nah, I'm joining the cast of Once Upon A Time.
    Serena: Really? As which fairytale character?
    Lola: The Girl Who Didn't Want To Have a Rich And Glamorous Life.

  4. queenbee94
    Rank: Regular Character

    Serena: So you're going back to Juilliard?
    Lola: Nah, I'm joining the cast of Vampire Diaries to become next season's big villain: The Original Charlie Rhodes.

  5. queenbee94
    Rank: Regular Character

    Lola: I'm going back to Juilliard to become an actress and maybe play you in the Gossip Girl movie one day!

  6. queenbee94
    Rank: Regular Character

    Lola: Serena! I just found out we're sisters!
    Serena: Oh cool!
    Lola: Aren't you surprised?
    Serena: Honey, you're the fourth sibling I got in the last 5 years. You get used to it.

  7. queenbee94
    Rank: Regular Character

    Serena: Why didn't you tell Nate I'm Gossip Girl when you had the chance?
    Lola: I didn't want to hurt him anymore. Plus, I'm going to come back in a few episodes and tell everyone.

  8. queenbee94
    Rank: Regular Character

    Serena: There are only two ways of gaining some sort of relevance on the Upper East Side: Sleeping with Nate or dressing up as a raccoon.

  9. queenbee94
    Rank: Regular Character

    Serena: There are only two ways of becoming an It-Girl: Sleeping with Nate or dressing up as a raccoon.

  10. queenbee94
    Rank: Regular Character

    Lola: Thanks for lending me your dress, but it was actually a bit too big for me...
    Serena: Oh, don't worry, you'll grow into the Rhodes cup size.
    Lola: That's not the part I was talking about.

  11. queenbee94
    Rank: Regular Character

    Lola: Are you sure you don't mind me borrowing your clothes?
    Serena: Of course not, but you might want to stuff your bra before you try anything on.

  12. queenbee94
    Rank: Regular Character

    Serena: What is it with you people and stealing my debutant dress?

  13. queenbee94
    Rank: Regular Character

    Lola: I'm worried Nate might still have feelings for Diana!
    Serena: Really, that's interesting! Will you hang on a second, I need to pee.
    [2 minutes later]
    Serena: Oh my god, what a coincidence. Gossip Girl just posted a blast about Nate and Diana going to the fashion show together tonight!
    Lola: Well, in that case I'm bringing a hot sixteen-year-old date, to make Nate jealous.
    Serena: Excuse me, I think I have to pee again.

  14. queenbee94
    Rank: Regular Character

    Serena: So, what do you think of Gossip Girl?
    Lola: I don't know, she doesn't seem that relevant at the moment.
    Serena: Oh, what's that? Look, she just posted a huge scandal about you! Pretty relevant, eh?
    Lola: Nah, some pathetic blogger's opinion doesn't bother me.
    Serena: Not even the most relevant pathetic blogger's opinion?
    Lola: Like I said, I don't really care. Anyway, I'm going home. See you later!
    Serena: ...RELEVANT, RELEVANT, RELEVANT!

  15. nisaliciouz

    Serena: So, after my ex, my dad, now you want me to share my wardrobe too ?

  16. Sink-or-Swim
    Rank: Regular Character

    Serena-now heal, good Charlie. It won't be long until your the new it-girl, now have a treat.

  17. Ambrose
    Rank: Extra

    I hope Serena will end up alone.

    I think that Dair will break up soon and Blair will be with Chuck again. Nate will be with some random girl and Dan will find love of his life,which by the way is NOT Serena.

  18. yerdan
    Rank: Extra

    Lola : Hi Serena , Take you hideous clothes back , you're just so pathetic , How could you be jealous of me , a poor wannabe actress from Florida ?

    S : I *crying* *screaming* I just need Dan back !!!

  19. leanne

    serena: the key to becoming popular is wearing the best clothes and going to the best parties .... sleeping with nate also helps

  20. leanne

    Serena: are you sure you are related to me? the women in my family usually have big boobs and yours are rather small I insist on a boob job i mean us Rhodes girls have a reputation to uphold

  21. superbass11
    Rank: Extra

    Serena: I'm just saying, if you want to stay relevant like me, you need to sleep with a professor, an ex-convict, a married congressman, AS WELL as Nate. Now I know this will be difficult because you don't have my breast size, but I think with time Gossip Girl will come to recognize you as relevant. Because all that matters is how relevant you are. Being irrelevant is the WORST thing that could happen. It's all I care about! I need to be relevant!

  22. leanne

    Lola: so how are you handling Blair and Dan's relationship

    Serena: i'm fine the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.. that's my policy

  23. leanne

    Serena: are you sure you are related to me? the women in my family usually have big boobs and yours are on rather small i insist on a boob job i mean us Rhodes girls have a reputation to uphold

  24. leanne

    lola: im going to Julliard to become a actress

    serena: ive seen you act you might as well marry rich... its what the Rhodes girls do

  25. leanne

    serena: Im going to introduce you to the best designers, take you to the newest restaurants and bars and meet the most eligible bachelors of the upper east side

    lola: from what Ive heard there isn't many bachelors left in the upper east side that you haven't slept with ..sorry i meant met


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