Gossip Girl Caption Contest 216
We have a winner! With another Gossip Girl Caption Contest behind us - our 216th edition! - the entries came fast and furiously for this photo of Dan, Blair and a newspaper headline.
With most submission taking issue with the - how should we put it... ? - inconsistent portrayal of Blair and her many men over the past season or so, we awarded the top prize this week to Henrietta for pretty much just spelling it all out.
Read her caption below and remember: Come back and play every week!
Hi, this paper is about my royal wedding, but just to update you: I'm divorced now, and then I'm with this guy beside me for a while, but I left him for another guy and now I'm chasing back my ex, who by the way paid my dowry when I broke off my marriage with this guy in the paper. Okay?
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Rank: Regular Character
July 27th, 2012 8:29 AM
Blair (to the ticket lady): Come on, I don't have all day, the Opening Ceremony starts in 7 hours! Less attitude more altitude!
July 26th, 2012 11:49 PM
blair: thats me in the picture, im a princess and this man stood next to me is the jester
July 26th, 2012 11:47 PM
blair: Look thats me i married a prince
ticket lady: what do you think your kate middleton or something?
July 26th, 2012 11:38 PM
blair: seriously we were happy look at the pictures! it wasn't just a sham to pass the time until the end of the season before i end up with chuck because lets face it that wasnt always happens
July 26th, 2012 2:30 PM
Blair: See, Humphrey? This is what happens when you leave the house without wearing makeup!
July 26th, 2012 4:02 AM
Blair: Okay, ticket lady, I need you to help me choose! The handsome prince or the poor writer here?
Ticket lady: Sweetie, who are you kidding? We all know it’s going to be Chuck Bass in the end!
Rank: Regular Character
July 25th, 2012 3:09 PM
Gossip Girl: Spotted: B trying to convince someone she still has an ID but we all she lost her entire identity when she switched Vera Wang for hoodies.
Rank: Regular Character
July 25th, 2012 3:00 PM
Blair: I suggest you take this as proof of identification since clearly I have lost my true identity.
July 24th, 2012 2:21 PM
GG: "Attention all passengers, Blair's final descent is complete: from Queen to Princess to commoner. Cheer up, B. Some commercial carriers still have free pretzels in Economy."
July 24th, 2012 2:59 AM
Gossip Girl: Dair is just an enigma.