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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 216

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We have a winner! With another Gossip Girl Caption Contest behind us - our 216th edition! - the entries came fast and furiously for this photo of Dan, Blair and a newspaper headline.

With most submission taking issue with the - how should we put it... ? - inconsistent portrayal of Blair and her many men over the past season or so, we awarded the top prize this week to Henrietta for pretty much just spelling it all out.

Read her caption below and remember: Come back and play every week!

GG Caption Example

Hi, this paper is about my royal wedding, but just to update you: I'm divorced now, and then I'm with this guy beside me for a while, but I left him for another guy and now I'm chasing back my ex, who by the way paid my dowry when I broke off my marriage with this guy in the paper. Okay?

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Ace

Blair: "See this doesn't make sense to me either, but that's what you get when you have writers with ADD."
Dan: "..... the writers...."

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Vote for the most annoying and disgusting couple. Pick one between ban and blouis.

Elise of the upper east side

See, these are the pictures of me before I went insane! I have no idea who I want. I tried marriage to a prince, but I wasn't that into it, so here I am! I think I'll try dating Dan Humphrey for a while...while I'm still married! (shortest marriage ever, I know. classy, right?) I'm still in love with Chuck, but that can wait. I'm not into Dan at all, but this gives me a chance to make Serena miserable, so why not? After I'm done treating Serena and Chuck like dirt and using Dan, I'll go back to Chuck and actually get a job! This all makes perfect sense, right? :) Blair sucks.

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Gossip Girl: Spotted Queen B fallen from her throne. It seems she went from the princess to the pauper, but every fallen princess needs a royal fool who else then lonely boy to fill that spot.

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Blair: hi, this paper is about my royal wedding, but just to update you, I'm divorced now, and then I'm with this guy beside me for a while, but I left him for another guy and now I'm chasing back my ex, who by the way pays my dowry when I broke off my marriage with this guy in the paper. Okay?

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Dan: yes, this peculiar moment of I, Dan Humphrey being more well dressed than Blair Waldorf deserves to be on the front cover of the news.

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Blair: oh look, that's me before i turn into an indecisive, whiny queen fallen from the throne. Literally.

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A Royal Wedding, soon to become a royal pain in the a$$!

Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

Blair: Fashion is the most powerful art there is. It's movement, design and architecture all in one. It shows the world who we are and who we'd like to be. Just like your scarf suggests that you'd like to sell used cars.
Dan: Vanessa gave me this scarf.