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Blair: "See this doesn't make sense to me either, but that's what you get when you have writers with ADD."
Dan: "..... the writers...."
Vote for the most annoying and disgusting couple. Pick one between ban and blouis.
See, these are the pictures of me before I went insane! I have no idea who I want. I tried marriage to a prince, but I wasn't that into it, so here I am! I think I'll try dating Dan Humphrey for a while...while I'm still married! (shortest marriage ever, I know. classy, right?) I'm still in love with Chuck, but that can wait. I'm not into Dan at all, but this gives me a chance to make Serena miserable, so why not? After I'm done treating Serena and Chuck like dirt and using Dan, I'll go back to Chuck and actually get a job! This all makes perfect sense, right? :)
Gossip Girl: Spotted Queen B fallen from her throne. It seems she went from the princess to the pauper, but every fallen princess needs a royal fool who else then lonely boy to fill that spot.
Blair: hi, this paper is about my royal wedding, but just to update you, I'm divorced now, and then I'm with this guy beside me for a while, but I left him for another guy and now I'm chasing back my ex, who by the way pays my dowry when I broke off my marriage with this guy in the paper. Okay?
Dan: yes, this peculiar moment of I, Dan Humphrey being more well dressed than Blair Waldorf deserves to be on the front cover of the news.
Blair: oh look, that's me before i turn into an indecisive, whiny queen fallen from the throne. Literally.
A Royal Wedding, soon to become a royal pain in the a$$!