queenbee94 Rank: Regular Character
August 18th, 2012 5:29 AM
Time to change my relationship status... hmm, what shall I put? "In A Relationship"? "It's Complicated"? Oh what the hell, let's just put "Engaged", that way I won't have to change it again 10 episodes from now.
queenbee94 Rank: Regular Character
August 18th, 2012 5:24 AM
Darn, message is too long. Anyway it ends with:
Blair: I'm starting to think you just started this conversation so you could say "I'm Chuck Bass".
queenbee94 Rank: Regular Character
August 18th, 2012 5:23 AM
Chuck: Blair... we need to talk about your status updates!
Blair: Why?
Chuck: They come across a bit arrogant... here, let me pull up your profile... here we go: Working on a scheme, just came back from a scheme, just saved the Upper East Side with a scheme, just perfected my new scheme, working on two schemes at once while polishing my nails, out scheming with Dorota, just saved the Upper East Side with another scheme... See, you're flooding everybody's news feed with the same message!
Blair: So? You're not one to talk... let's check out your status updates, shall we? I'm Chuck Bass. I'm Chuck Bass. I'm Chuck Bass. I'm Chuck Bass. How is that not arrogant?
Chuck: Because it's the truth!
Blair: So is what I post.I scheme all the time, that's what I do. I'm probably going to scheme tomorrow.
Chuck: And I'm going to be Chuck Bass tomorrow. Because I'm Chuck Bass. Heheh, I'm gonna tweet that real quick.
Blair: I'm starting to think you just started this conversation so you could
queenbee94 Rank: Regular Character
August 18th, 2012 5:03 AM
Blair: Let's see what's new on Facebook...
Dan Humphrey is away with Georgina Sparks... who cares about those two anyway?
Jenny Humphrey listed Rocky the Raccoon as her sibling... why haven't I defriended that bitch yet?
Serena is at Grand Central Station with Some Weird Drug Dealer... as usual...
Ivy Dickins posted something on Lola Rhodes' wall: "Let's take Lily down"... meh, I'll take care of that when it's already gotten super-dramatic...
Oooh, Dorota bought a donkey on FarmVille? I want a donkey!! Well, better start harvesting...
queenbee94 Rank: Regular Character
August 18th, 2012 4:34 AM
Blair: Well, Serena, I've got a riddle for you.. what starts with P and ends with my finger in your face? That's right.. POKE! God, I love Facebook.
queenbee94 Rank: Regular Character
August 18th, 2012 4:32 AM
Blair: This fight with Serena is getting out of hand. From now on, it's war. That's right... a poke war!
leanne
August 17th, 2012 11:34 PM
blair: wish chuck would stop poking me on facebook !
leanne
August 17th, 2012 11:33 PM
blair: dorta has tagged me in 5 pictures..... oh no oh no un tag un tag!
leanne
August 17th, 2012 11:31 PM
blair: (texting dorota ) what does IDK stand for ?
dorota : I dont know
blair : god nobody knows!
leanne
August 17th, 2012 11:22 PM
blair: arggh why does that little twerp jenny humpfies keeps sending me friend requests ?! i ignored the first five silly little J
leanne
August 17th, 2012 11:20 PM
Blair: now that me and chuck are back together we have to make it Facebook official, Blair Waldorf is now in a relationship with chuck bass .... dorota likes this .
Lolz
August 17th, 2012 11:18 PM
B: What is with all these people that shipped Dair? Did they really think that was for real, boy I'm a great actress....better text Speilberg.
leanne
August 17th, 2012 11:16 PM
blair|: arrhgg low battery , dam you angry birds
GG
August 17th, 2012 2:08 PM
Things to do today:
1.Destroy Dan
2.Annilihate serena
3.Destroy anyone one in my way of destroying dan and serena
4.Bring down Bart Bass.
5.Take a brake, to order around Dorota
6.Commence the obliteration of Chivy, due to overpopulation of blondes.
7.Take away any chances of a Brooklyn invation, ie little J and Vanessa coming back as guest stars.
8.Buy more maccaroons, ate all during chuck sex crave.
queenbee94 Rank: Regular Character
August 17th, 2012 1:11 PM
Blair: Why am I still the only one on this show without an iPhone?
queenbee94 Rank: Regular Character
August 17th, 2012 1:10 PM
Blair: How does Dorota have more fans on Facebook than me?!
Serena: Congratulations, you've officially joined the dark side.
Rank: Regular Character
August 18th, 2012 5:29 AM
Time to change my relationship status... hmm, what shall I put? "In A Relationship"? "It's Complicated"? Oh what the hell, let's just put "Engaged", that way I won't have to change it again 10 episodes from now.
Rank: Regular Character
August 18th, 2012 5:24 AM
Darn, message is too long. Anyway it ends with:
Blair: I'm starting to think you just started this conversation so you could say "I'm Chuck Bass".
Rank: Regular Character
August 18th, 2012 5:23 AM
Chuck: Blair... we need to talk about your status updates!
Blair: Why?
Chuck: They come across a bit arrogant... here, let me pull up your profile... here we go: Working on a scheme, just came back from a scheme, just saved the Upper East Side with a scheme, just perfected my new scheme, working on two schemes at once while polishing my nails, out scheming with Dorota, just saved the Upper East Side with another scheme... See, you're flooding everybody's news feed with the same message!
Blair: So? You're not one to talk... let's check out your status updates, shall we? I'm Chuck Bass. I'm Chuck Bass. I'm Chuck Bass. I'm Chuck Bass. How is that not arrogant?
Chuck: Because it's the truth!
Blair: So is what I post.I scheme all the time, that's what I do. I'm probably going to scheme tomorrow.
Chuck: And I'm going to be Chuck Bass tomorrow. Because I'm Chuck Bass. Heheh, I'm gonna tweet that real quick.
Blair: I'm starting to think you just started this conversation so you could
Rank: Regular Character
August 18th, 2012 5:03 AM
Blair: Let's see what's new on Facebook...
Dan Humphrey is away with Georgina Sparks... who cares about those two anyway?
Jenny Humphrey listed Rocky the Raccoon as her sibling... why haven't I defriended that bitch yet?
Serena is at Grand Central Station with Some Weird Drug Dealer... as usual...
Ivy Dickins posted something on Lola Rhodes' wall: "Let's take Lily down"... meh, I'll take care of that when it's already gotten super-dramatic...
Oooh, Dorota bought a donkey on FarmVille? I want a donkey!! Well, better start harvesting...
Rank: Regular Character
August 18th, 2012 4:34 AM
Blair: Well, Serena, I've got a riddle for you.. what starts with P and ends with my finger in your face? That's right.. POKE! God, I love Facebook.
Rank: Regular Character
August 18th, 2012 4:32 AM
Blair: This fight with Serena is getting out of hand. From now on, it's war. That's right... a poke war!
August 17th, 2012 11:34 PM
blair: wish chuck would stop poking me on facebook !
August 17th, 2012 11:33 PM
blair: dorta has tagged me in 5 pictures..... oh no oh no un tag un tag!
August 17th, 2012 11:31 PM
blair: (texting dorota ) what does IDK stand for ?
dorota : I dont know
blair : god nobody knows!
August 17th, 2012 11:22 PM
blair: arggh why does that little twerp jenny humpfies keeps sending me friend requests ?! i ignored the first five silly little J
August 17th, 2012 11:20 PM
Blair: now that me and chuck are back together we have to make it Facebook official, Blair Waldorf is now in a relationship with chuck bass .... dorota likes this .
August 17th, 2012 11:18 PM
B: What is with all these people that shipped Dair? Did they really think that was for real, boy I'm a great actress....better text Speilberg.
August 17th, 2012 11:16 PM
blair|: arrhgg low battery , dam you angry birds
August 17th, 2012 2:08 PM
Things to do today:
1.Destroy Dan
2.Annilihate serena
3.Destroy anyone one in my way of destroying dan and serena
4.Bring down Bart Bass.
5.Take a brake, to order around Dorota
6.Commence the obliteration of Chivy, due to overpopulation of blondes.
7.Take away any chances of a Brooklyn invation, ie little J and Vanessa coming back as guest stars.
8.Buy more maccaroons, ate all during chuck sex crave.
Rank: Regular Character
August 17th, 2012 1:11 PM
Blair: Why am I still the only one on this show without an iPhone?
Rank: Regular Character
August 17th, 2012 1:10 PM
Blair: How does Dorota have more fans on Facebook than me?!