Welcome to the 221st Gossip Girl Caption Contest at TV Fanatic. Yes, 221 ... what a run! If you're new, this is where our readers submit their best caption(s) for a photo from the CW drama. Let's do it!
Honorable mentions go to Arte, Anna-V, leanne and Carra. Thanks to all for playing!
[Hi, you've reached Dan's voicemail. Leave a message.]
Serena: "Uh. So hey Dan. I'm totally just chewing my lip right now because you stuffed up my relationship with Blair and ooh… Look if you bite your lip really hard enough, it'll bleed! Oops. I went off topic. I just wanted to say I don't love you anymore and I want to thank you for getting me hooked back on drugs after you pretty much told me I was a whore you never wanted too see again after we had sex. So yeah, oh, and I didn't delete the tape. Oops. Blair overheard this. I gotta go and let her kill me because I outshined her in bed. Tada. S."