Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 337

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Welcome to the 337th Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest here at TV Fanatic, where readers submit their best caption(s) for a photo from the ABC drama! Ready to see who came away victorious this time?

Your Caption Contest winner is SecretSideOfMe. Congratulations and well done!

The winning entry appears below. Honorable mentions go out to Daron, bo and very late entry GAfan. Thanks for playing - for 337 weeks and counting - and best of luck again in next week's contest!

Derek Teaches

Derek: No, interns, the central line has nothing to do with British tube stations. *sigh*

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Derek: Ok everone it was me that farted. Now less move on with our lesson plan. Male intern: Cane someone please crack open a window!!!

Sookie00

Derek : Today I'm gonna show you how to keep beautiful hair in all circumstances, even during a plane crash.

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Derek: You guys...are all incomplacent idiots. How any of you ever got to be interns of Seattle Grace-Mercy West is beyond me.

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Derek: Tell me interns, what was the hardest thing you've faced so far in this hospital?
Intern with black curly hair: Put all my hair in scrub cap!
Intern with blonde hair: Do shift with your wife!

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Derek (thinking and staring at bighair intern): This is a reeeally big ball of hair on the head... Focus Derek, focus... What should I teach today? I... I can't... It's too funny... FOCUS! Do not snort... Hi hi...
Intern with blonde hair: Will he start talking or what?
Intern with big curly hair: I don't know, but he is staring at me... Or my boobs...
Intern with blonde hair: Well, his best friend was Mark Sloan...

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Derek: I have a few rules in this class. Rule number 1 stop staring at my good hair.

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Derek: I have a few rules in this class rule number 1 stop staring at my good hair.

Sookie00

Derek : So today I'm gonna teach you how to survive in Shondaland. First lesson : how to survive after a gunshot.

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Derek: I swear that fart doesn't came from me!!!

Dattie

Derek: My million-dollar hand is out for auction. Who makes the first offer?

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Grey's Anatomy Quotes

When we say things like "people don't change" it drives scientist crazy because change is literally the only constant in all of science. Energy. Matter. It's always changing, morphing, merging, growing, dying. It's the way people try not to change that's unnatural. The way we cling to what things were instead of letting things be what they are. The way we cling to old memories instead of forming new ones. The way we insist on believing despite every scientific indication that anything in this lifetime is permanent. Change is constant. How we experience change that's up to us. It can feel like death or it can feel like a second chance at life. If we open our fingers, loosen our grips, go with it, it can feel like pure adrenaline. Like at any moment we can have another chance at life. Like at any moment, we can be born all over again.

Meredith

Callie: Did anyone ever think you two were a couple?
Meredith: No, because we screw boys like whores on tequila.
Cristina: Then we either try to marry them or drown ourselves.
Callie: Huh.