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Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 339 Comments (Page 2)

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  1. Ribbonie

    Derek: I think we have to think whether or not to sue Owen...
    Callie(whispering) 'n' I think I'm going to kiss you!Take me, take me right here above this table!
    Derek: WHAT?!
    Callie: WHAT?!

  2. Viola Lee

    Derek: So, what you think about this? Callie? Callie!
    Callie: Oh, sorry!... I'd lost in your blue eyes!

  3. Maya

    Callie: no, Derek. It's not HANDy to HAND-over the blame to Owen.
    Derek: okay, enough with the hand jokes.
    Callie: right, sorry. It's just stressful to HANDle a HANDicapped wife.
    Derek: ...

  4. Jennifer

    Derek: So, if this surgery doesn't work, you're amputating my hand?
    Callie: Yes, but don't feel bad. If something ever goes wrong here, we can say 'The One Arm Man did it'.

  5. cheryl

    Derek-So I hear Arizona has a half leg up on everyone! Callie-So not funny...hehehe!

  6. Daron

    Callie: I gonna do it Derek Im gonna use a bathroom here. Derek: Let the forces be with you.

  7. idigchickbands

    Derek: "I never said I was WEARING the condom!"
    Callie: " ... "

  8. Carilie

    Derek: I want you to make another promise. Promise me that you will not wear that blouse again.

  9. Daron

    Derek: How was your day today? Callie: Well this morning I changed Sofia's and Arizona's sheets. Alex borrowed my car and I found a condom wrapper in the backseat. And I was suppost to do a hip-replacment surgery today but it was canned. Derek: Can I offer you a mint?

  10. leotorres2704

    Callie: For the last time, we're not settling for a lifetime supply of hair products!

  11. Viola Lee

    Callie: Don't be afraid Derek! My last patient Mr Wolverine thought his hands never been better!
    Derek: I trust in you but this story of you're telling seems sci-fictional to me!

  12. Viola Lee

    Derek: I don't know Callie...this procedure you're proposing seems dangerous. Are you sure I'll able to operate again?
    Callie: yeah yeah, I'm telling you! It's just a lil' bit painful but you'd have a hand-tool made of Adamantium!
    Derek: And you'd say this Wolverine guy has a normal and happy life now... right?

  13. uklass

    Callie: So you've seen the mockup of your hand, lots of titanium. I can rebuild your hand!
    Derek: I'm not planning to become the updated version of Steve Austin, the 'six million dollar man!

  14. Daron

    Sara: Do you think Katherine Heigl is gonna ever comeback to the show? Patrick: One can only hope.

  15. Baba

    Callie: ( gossip about people )Blah blah blah and blah blah blah and did you know that Cristina Yang is back to Seattle?
    Derek: OMG! SAY MORE!

  16. Baba

    Lawyer: Will you operate on Dr. Shepherds hand to save it? You're his last hope!
    Callie: Let's flip a coin!

  17. Baba

    Callie: Seriously? This was the best flirty face you can make?

  18. Baba

    Callie: No Derek you can't borrow my shirt for Bailey's wedding!

  19. Carilie

    Callie: I am totally serious about this new Dempsey Method, Derek. I can replace the nerves in your hand with strands of your hair. Your hand will be good as new...you’ll be able to operate again. I’m that good...I mean, your hair is that good.

    Derek: Okay...do it.

  20. Daron

    Callie: Bet you twenty bucks you cant name all the pepole I slept with. Derek: George, Mark, Alex, Erica, and your wife Arizona. Callie: damm!

  21. rooosje
    Rank: Extra

    Callie: You got laid last night?!
    Derek: of course. wait, you didn't?!
    Callie: Are you kidding? She bites my head off every time I look at her..

  22. SecretSideOfMe

    Callie: What?
    Derek: M-m-m-mooooooole!

  23. Veky

    Derek: Did you hear that Christina is back?
    Callie: Really?!
    Derek: Yes! I saw some interns crying and saying how much they hate her already!
    Callie: Are you sure that this lawsuit isn't about her?

  24. Veky

    Callie: I was babysitting your kid all day yesterday, you know?
    Derek: Where was Meredith?
    Callie: All over the hospital!
    Derek: Where was your kid?
    Callie: I don't know, I haven't seen Sofia 4 or 5 episodes!

  25. Veky

    Callie: I'll show you what I have under my hand, if you show me what you have under yours.


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