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Derek: I think we have to think whether or not to sue Owen...
Callie(whispering) 'n' I think I'm going to kiss you!Take me, take me right here above this table!
Derek: So, what you think about this? Callie? Callie!
Callie: Oh, sorry!... I'd lost in your blue eyes!
Callie: no, Derek. It's not HANDy to HAND-over the blame to Owen.
Derek: okay, enough with the hand jokes.
Callie: right, sorry. It's just stressful to HANDle a HANDicapped wife.
Derek: So, if this surgery doesn't work, you're amputating my hand?
Callie: Yes, but don't feel bad. If something ever goes wrong here, we can say 'The One Arm Man did it'.
Derek-So I hear Arizona has a half leg up on everyone! Callie-So not funny...hehehe!
Callie: I gonna do it Derek Im gonna use a bathroom here. Derek: Let the forces be with you.
Derek: "I never said I was WEARING the condom!"
Callie: " ... "
Derek: I want you to make another promise. Promise me that you will not wear that blouse again.
Derek: How was your day today? Callie: Well this morning I changed Sofia's and Arizona's sheets. Alex borrowed my car and I found a condom wrapper in the backseat. And I was suppost to do a hip-replacment surgery today but it was canned. Derek: Can I offer you a mint?
Callie: For the last time, we're not settling for a lifetime supply of hair products!
Callie: Don't be afraid Derek! My last patient Mr Wolverine thought his hands never been better!
Derek: I trust in you but this story of you're telling seems sci-fictional to me!
Derek: I don't know Callie...this procedure you're proposing seems dangerous. Are you sure I'll able to operate again?
Callie: yeah yeah, I'm telling you! It's just a lil' bit painful but you'd have a hand-tool made of Adamantium!
Derek: And you'd say this Wolverine guy has a normal and happy life now... right?
Callie: So you've seen the mockup of your hand, lots of titanium. I can rebuild your hand!
Derek: I'm not planning to become the updated version of Steve Austin, the 'six million dollar man!
Sara: Do you think Katherine Heigl is gonna ever comeback to the show? Patrick: One can only hope.
Callie: ( gossip about people )Blah blah blah and blah blah blah and did you know that Cristina Yang is back to Seattle?
Derek: OMG! SAY MORE!
Lawyer: Will you operate on Dr. Shepherds hand to save it? You're his last hope!
Callie: Let's flip a coin!
Callie: Seriously? This was the best flirty face you can make?
Callie: No Derek you can't borrow my shirt for Bailey's wedding!
Callie: I am totally serious about this new Dempsey Method, Derek. I can replace the nerves in your hand with strands of your hair. Your hand will be good as new...you’ll be able to operate again. I’m that good...I mean, your hair is that good.
Derek: Okay...do it.
Callie: Bet you twenty bucks you cant name all the pepole I slept with. Derek: George, Mark, Alex, Erica, and your wife Arizona. Callie: damm!
Callie: You got laid last night?!
Derek: of course. wait, you didn't?!
Callie: Are you kidding? She bites my head off every time I look at her..
Derek: Did you hear that Christina is back?
Derek: Yes! I saw some interns crying and saying how much they hate her already!
Callie: Are you sure that this lawsuit isn't about her?
Callie: I was babysitting your kid all day yesterday, you know?
Derek: Where was Meredith?
Callie: All over the hospital!
Derek: Where was your kid?
Callie: I don't know, I haven't seen Sofia 4 or 5 episodes!
Callie: I'll show you what I have under my hand, if you show me what you have under yours.