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Webber: It's a new era Bailey when the interns refer to you as 'Booty call Bailey'!
BAiley: Yes, the oncall room, any room in fact has it's uses when the 'gasman' calls!
Webber: Bailey, you and I have become very close over the years, so I want to give you the best advice I have for your marriage. Don't be surprised or upset if Dr. Warren isn't home on time, or for that matter, if he doesn't even make it home at night. You'll just have to be understanding and give him all your trust. That's how Adele and I did it.
Bailey: Chief, do I look like an idiot?!
Webber: I can't believe the Power Ball jackpot was $579 million.
Bailey: And what would you have done with all that money?
Webber: I would have given it to Shonda Rhimes so she wouldn't kill me in 2013.
Webber: You know, I lost the combination to this about a year ago, now I just carry it around.
Bailey: Hey Richard, how's Adele doing. Richard: She's gotten worst. She needs help going to the bathroom. She cant dress herself. She's forgotten how to read and write. Bailey: Im sorry chief. Richard: (cries) If I could swich places with her I would.
Baliey: Hey Richard, how is Adele. Richard: She's gotten worst. She needs help going to the bathroom.. She cant dress her self. She's forgotten how to read or write. Baliey: Im so sorry chief. Richard: (cries) If I could switch places with I would.
Bailey: Listen, I made a promise to Callie that she can be my Pastor. So you can be the Maid of Honor.
Webber: Listen just because Derek did it once does not make it cool.
Bailey: I beg to differ. Did you see his hair?
Richard: "I'm telling you, I've got Shonda's hit list right here in this briefcase."
Richard: "We're not in it!"
Miranda: "Do I look stupid to you? If we're not in it it's not Shonda's. Everybody is on Shonda's list..."
Richard: "It's just a file of my notes on this plane crash situation."
Miranda: "Well the hospital is somewhat liable"
Richard: "In order for the hospital to be liable there has to be proof of responsibility. There can be no responsibility if the choice to get on that plane was voluntary versus mandatory in which case responsibility is not applicable."
Miranda: "Whatchew talkin' bout Webber?"
Richard (thinking): Bailey can never find out that inside this briefcase is all the footage I've collected of Karev's one night stands!
Richard: Here's a year's supply of condoms from the supply room for you and Ben. Seems that none of the idiots around here bother to use them.
Bailey: Any of 'em Star Wars?
Webber: I'm telling you, Bailey, in this bag is the finest collection of slinky, hot, sexy lingerie you can possibly imagine. It'll be great for your honeymoon...much better than a waffle iron. Oh, and there's a surgical kit in there, in case you need it!
Bailey: Chief, are you all right?
"Was that you?" "Nope, wasn't me, thought it was you."