Grey's Anatomy > Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 344 > Comments Page 2
Derek: I'm Dr. Derek Shepherd, neurosurgeon and love doctor. What can I do for you?
Derek: So you want to have a staring contest. Fine Im in.
Man: I just have to ask Dr. Derek sherpred Ive come long and far . How do you keep such great hair?
Derek: What do you mean that Ghostface is after you again?
Cameras still rolling.....expression on Derek's face.
"I just passed gas. No odor detected". "Whew"
Derek: Lizzie, you don't have to stay here with me in this caption photo. We'll be sitting here, lifeless, for at least a week. We'll probably develop hemorrhoids and lose vascularity in our lower extremeties. It is NOT pleasant. I HAVE to, as part of my contractual obligations, but you don't. It's up to you.
Lizzie: I'm doing it. Just say, "Thank you."
Derek: Sooo, how about a cup of coffee? I can make a quick call to Tully's and have delivery in less than 2 minutes. My treat. Just name your flavor.
Lady or man in chair "The rumors are true Derek, your are, as they say," Derek "Pregnant!?" Lady or man in chair " No, a genius."
Lawyer: Just to confirm your details please.
Derek: The name is McDreamy, with the perfect hair, an amazing daughter, and a gorgeous wife with a baby on the way! Just for the record, please could you keep the baby news secret, I'm not supposed to tell anyone yet!