It has already been a very busy week in the world of reality TV. And a very violent one as well.
Multiple fights broke out across a number of shows, though the epidemic fortunately didn't hit THE BIGGEST LOSER, where Rachel Frederickson took home the grand prize after shedding nearly 60 percent of her body weight.
Just look at these final results!
But THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS featured a verbal war between Kim and Carlton, one that started with a bad dream and ended with an accusation of anti-semitism.
THE BACHELOR headed to Vietnam, where Juan Pablo made out with Clare. A whole lot. Like, awkwardly and intensely so.
You really need to watch The Bachelor online and see what we mean:
And then it seriously went down at the LOVE & HIP HOP reunion, as two cast members had to be separated by security. Amazingly, though, they would late make up during the very same episode.
Women, huh?!? Watch Love & Hip Hop online for a lot more:
Fortunately, there was no actual fighting on DANCE MOMS. But a new student upped the tension considerably, especially between parents.
How so? Watch Dance Moms online now:
But the true bloodshed was saved for VANDERPUMP RULES. And we're not exagerrating. We're talking full-on brawl, bloodies noses and table clothes and total entertainment all around.
Watch Vanderpump Rules online to see who threw down:
By comparison, TEEN MOM 2 seemed downright tame. Which is not to see Jenelle Barbara didn't go at it because course they did.
Watch Teen Mom online to recount the arguments and the emotion:
Finally, emotion also ran wild - and ran the gamut - on SHAHS OF SUNSET, as a trip to Jordan resulted in a family reunion.
Watch Shahs of Sunset online to relive the best and worst moments: