You can have your figure skating and your flag-waving.
For millions around the country, Sunday and Monday nights were all about reality television, not the Winter Olympics.
Two epic nights of programming provided far more drama than anything in Sochi. To wit...
On KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS, Kris grew sick of her daughter taking over the mansion, while Kourtney and Khloe also got on Kim's case.
Watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online, though, to see how the episode ended on a cliffhanger:
The peaches were seriously divided on THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA, meanwhile, as Kandi lost it at NeNe's party and a major fight broke out.
It was sort of scary and sort of awesome. Watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta online for more:
Over on SISTER WIVES, tragedy struck: Kody's father died. Just a few weeks after his brother was also killed.
It was sad stuff, but it did seem to bring the family closer together. Watch Sister Wives online to witness what we mean:
Want more drama? LOVE & HIP HOP has it for you, courtesy of a reunion that featured a pregnancy bombshell.
Oh, yes, we though that might get your attention. Watch Love & Hip Hop online to find out who dropped this news:
THE BACHELOR, meanwhile, headed down to New Zealand. And Juan Pablo nearly went downtown with one of his suitors!
Watch The Bachelor online to see who want sent home this week and who earned a rose, a kiss and a little more: