A teenage private eye — I know how dumb that sounds...
So kicks off the Veronica Mars movie, which opens on March 14 and whose opening two minutes you can watch RIGHT NOW.
The sequence serves as a refresher for those who need to catch up and also for those unfamiliar with the terrific series, as Kristen Bell's beloved character is heard in a voiceover, leading us through her relationship with Logan Echolls.
Watch the footage below, consider yourself spoiler warned and smile over the final line: "The new me? People say I'm a marshmallow."