Veronica Mars

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Blake: The White House is on the line.
Elizabeth: Of course they are. Because I just tied The President to a drug dealer.

Veronica: [after introducing Wallace to her father] Wallace is a friend of mine.
Veronica: [karate chops the air]
Veronica: Take that high school guidance counselor.

Keith: How was your date?
Veronica: Aah, you know. Lousy conversation but the sex was fantastic.
Keith: That's not funny.
Veronica: I don't know. I'm pretty sure it was...

Duncan Kane: Wait, wait, wait. Guys. Check it out, guys. Six guys. Bleachers. Jump in when you're feeling this, okay?
[singing]
Duncan Kane: '... Summer lovin', had me a blast... '

Troy Vandegraff: Flat?
Veronica Mars: Just as God made me.

Veronica Mars: God, Lilly, I see the Prozac's working.
Lilly Kane: High on life, Veronica Mars. I've got a secret. A good one.

Veronica Mars: I used to think I knew what tore our family apart. Now I'm sure I don't. But I promise this: I will find out what really happened, and I will bring this family back together again. I'm sorry, is that mushy? Well, you know what they say. Veronica Mars, she's a marshmallow.

That might play with the masses, but underneath that angry young woman shell, there's a slightly less angry young woman who's just dying to bake me something. You're a marshmallow, Veronica Mars. A twinkie!

Wallace Fennel

Logan: Hey, Veronica Mars... Do you know what your little joke cost me?
Veronica Mars: Well, I'm pretty sure you won't be getting your bong back.
Logan: Wrong answer. Would you care to guess again?
Veronica Mars: Clearly your sense of humor.
Logan: Nope. You're usually so good at pop quizzes. No, the correct answer is my car. That's right. My Daddy took my T-Bird away. And you know what I won't be having. Fun, fun, fun.

Quite a reputation I've got, huh? You wanna know how I lost my virginity? So do I.

Keith Mars: Who's your daddy?
Veronica Mars: I hate it when you say that.

Say what you want about real cheese. I am a fan of the orange powder packet stuff.

Keith Mars
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Veronica Mars Quotes

Girl, you should hear what people say about you.

Wallace

This is my school. If you go here, your parents are either millionaires or your parents work for millionaires. Neptune, California, a town without a middle class. If you’re in the second group, you get a job; fast food, movie theatres, mini-marts. Or you could be me. My after-school job means tailing philandering spouses or investigating false injury claims.

Veronica Mars
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