Veronica Mars Quotes
Blake: The White House is on the line.
Elizabeth: Of course they are. Because I just tied The President to a drug dealer.
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Veronica: [after introducing Wallace to her father] Wallace is a friend of mine.
Veronica: [karate chops the air]
Veronica: Take that high school guidance counselor.
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Keith: How was your date?
Veronica: Aah, you know. Lousy conversation but the sex was fantastic.
Keith: That's not funny.
Veronica: I don't know. I'm pretty sure it was...
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Duncan Kane: Wait, wait, wait. Guys. Check it out, guys. Six guys. Bleachers. Jump in when you're feeling this, okay?
Duncan Kane: '... Summer lovin', had me a blast... '
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Troy Vandegraff: Flat?
Veronica Mars: Just as God made me.
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Veronica Mars: God, Lilly, I see the Prozac's working.
Lilly Kane: High on life, Veronica Mars. I've got a secret. A good one.
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Veronica Mars: I used to think I knew what tore our family apart. Now I'm sure I don't. But I promise this: I will find out what really happened, and I will bring this family back together again. I'm sorry, is that mushy? Well, you know what they say. Veronica Mars, she's a marshmallow.
That might play with the masses, but underneath that angry young woman shell, there's a slightly less angry young woman who's just dying to bake me something. You're a marshmallow, Veronica Mars. A twinkie!Wallace Fennel
Logan: Hey, Veronica Mars... Do you know what your little joke cost me?
Veronica Mars: Well, I'm pretty sure you won't be getting your bong back.
Logan: Wrong answer. Would you care to guess again?
Veronica Mars: Clearly your sense of humor.
Logan: Nope. You're usually so good at pop quizzes. No, the correct answer is my car. That's right. My Daddy took my T-Bird away. And you know what I won't be having. Fun, fun, fun.
Quite a reputation I've got, huh? You wanna know how I lost my virginity? So do I.
Keith Mars: Who's your daddy?
Veronica Mars: I hate it when you say that.
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Say what you want about real cheese. I am a fan of the orange powder packet stuff.Keith Mars
Girl, you should hear what people say about you.Wallace
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This is my school. If you go here, your parents are either millionaires or your parents work for millionaires. Neptune, California, a town without a middle class. If you’re in the second group, you get a job; fast food, movie theatres, mini-marts. Or you could be me. My after-school job means tailing philandering spouses or investigating false injury claims.Veronica Mars