WARNING: The following Game of Thrones trailer contains spoilers from Season 1-3.
ANOTHER WARNING: It also may cause you to spit out your drink all over your keyboard.
In anticipation of Game of Throne Season 4, which premieres this Sunday, the geniuses behind Honest Trailers have unveiled a preview that honors/mocks this HBO epic.
It refers to Jon Snow as a “mopey bastard who doesn’t know anything;” to Dany as a “super hot queen obsessed with her dragons," who is taking a VERY slow trip to King’s Landing; and to Joffrey as King Justin Bieber.
It also talks up incest on the series. So very much incest. Check it out now:
Tyrion: Let me give you some advice bastard. Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you. Jon: What the hell do you know about being a bastard? Tyrion: All dwarfs are bastards in their father's eyes.