Ramsey: They obviously had help.
Roose: I didn't think she killed them all herself.

Next time I have an idea like that, punch me in the face.

Tyrion

I'm here to help. Don't eat the help.

Tyrion

That's what I do. I drink and I know things.

Tyrion

If I lost my cock I would drink all the time.

Tyrion

Tomman: Mother?
Cersei: Did they put her in the red gown, or gold?
Tomman: Gold.
Cersei: Good, that was always her color.

I have never been much of a fighter. Apologies for what you are about to see.

Davos

Open the door and the men inside can rejoin their brothers in peace.

Alliser

Bran: The three eyed raven says there’s a war coming.
Meera: And we’re going to fight it in there?

Margaery: I am the Queen and I demand to see my brother.
Luna: Sinners don’t make demands, they make confessions.

Lady Sansa, I offer my services once again.

Brienne

Theon: We have to cross here.
Sansa: I… I can’t.