Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 13 Episode 10 Review: Family Trippin' – Part 2
Sarah Hearon
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After getting caught with a girl in his hotel room in Dubai, you would think Scott Disick would learn not to mess with the Kardashian sisters.
But Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 13 Episode 10 proved Scott hasn't learned a thing.
On their latest family vacation, Kim's security calls her to tell her that Scott flew in a woman and she's staying in his room.
Kim, Kourtney, Khloe and Kris confront him (naturally) and somehow Scott doesn't understand what he did wrong.
I mean, nothing says "I can't wait to spend time with my kids" like hiding out at a different resort with your kinda-girlfriend, right?
I usually feel bad for Scott, but this was just ridiculous. It's. A. Four. Day. Vacation.
If you need to get your dick wet so badly, get your dick wet.
Khloe
Khloe's water toss just confirms that she will be a great addition to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills one day.
Scott's only defense is that he's a "sex addict," but moments later in his confessional he claims he doesn't think he really has a problem.
I'm not sure what Scott's problem is, but I think this confirmed he has one.
Corey Gamble lightens the mood by reacting perfectly to getting a little bit of water on his shirt.
I had a baby blue shirt on.
Corey
Scott sends a bunch of apology texts to Khloe, and everything is fine the next day.
As tough as KhloMoney claims to be, she is always the first one to give in.
The vacation tension shifts from Scott drama to sister drama when Kim refuses to go tubing because she doesn't want to get wet.
Kris also stays back, which confirms that wealth is wasted on the rich.
The rest of the famous family (including Kylie's now ex-boyfriend Tyga) go tubing. They all seem super scared, but they managed to hold their cameras for footage so it couldn't have been too intimidating.
Scott's so lucky because I'm the coolest baby mama on the planet.
Kourtney
The rest of their time at the waterfall is pretty uneventful except for Kris bottling up the water because she heard it cures psoriasis.
It's probably on sale at DASH now.
After revealing she has anxiety about going to New York to testify against the robbers and spotting paparazzi near the beach, Kim wants to stay back at the house, which annoys Khloe.
Kim accuses Khloe of always being negative and "snappy," but Khloe thinks she is just trying to bring everyone together.
Personally, I think that Khloe just needs to start dating someone who can come with her on the family vacations (AKA not an athlete) and she will enjoy herself.
Because you know how hard it is to enjoy your time in Costa Rica.
Kourtney decides sitting by the pool is the time to tell Scott that they're never getting back together, but he doesn't seem to get it because he grabs her the second she gets in the water with him.
Maybe she should make Taylor Swift's "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" his ringtone whenever she calls.
I'm having mixed feelings about the joint confessional interviews. It's funny when it's Khloe and Scott, but Kourtney and Kim together is a little too much Kardashian.
Kris, Kourtney and Kim try to apologize to Khloe, but it just results in a bigger fight.
You're just a big bully.
Kim
In the similar fashion to everyone on Bravo, Kim misuses to the word bully and tells Khloe that she is "bullying" everyone.
If asking people if they want to go to the beach is bullying, then Khloe can bully me whenever she wants.
Scott's advice is for everyone to just do their own thing, but I don't think he understands this is a family not a girl band.
Maybe it's time for you guys to end this whole Kardashian thing. Maybe it's becoming a curse for the girls too.
Scott
Because if this was a girl band, Kim would have pulled a Camilla from Fifth Harmony years ago.
Kim makes up with Khloe by joining her for her workout, and suddenly all is right in Kardashian-land.
Maybe one of the Kardashians should run for President and everyone in America would get along again.
Kris also makes amends by throwing a dinner in a location that "isn't the patio." She would make a great VP.
I do kind of feel like I'm on The Bachelor, so does somebody have a rose?
Khloe
And of course it wouldn't be a Kardashian family vacation without discussing the pit and peaks of the trip. I'm kind of shocked none of them have tried to make a "pit-peak" talk show yet.
Khloe casually mentions that all of the kids (North, Saint, Mason, Penelope, Reign and King) will all be having a sleepover in her room, and I honestly can't think of anything worse.
But then Kourtney decided to do a naked photoshoot in front of everyone, and I think I'd rather have the kiddie slumber party.
Post-vacation, it's time for Kim's court date in New York about her Paris attack.
She has to try to identity faces, and it's giving her a lot of anxiety to put faces with the terror she went through. I can't even imagine going through what Kim did, and reliving it would be horrible.
However, I feel like there would definitely be some closure to helping put her attackers in jail.
In court, Kim learns that two of the men have already confessed -- one of them was the driver and the other was actually in the room with Kim. She thinks it's interesting to hear their "side of the story" and how they have been following her for a year.
They attempted to rob her the last time she was in Paris, but Kanye and too many other people were around. Looking back she is now super self-aware and knows how to protect herself in the future, so at least she's (attempting) to look on the bright side of things.
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