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I think the world would be a better place if Friday Night Lights and The Cosby Show had never gone off the air. I used to want to be Punky Brewster. I wish they'd stop remaking classic 80s movies with 'tweens. Large groups of tourists horrify me - which is a problem living in NYC. If you make me laugh, I'll like you instantly. My family accepts my love of swearing and all things sarcasm, but they love me anyway. Guacamole and chubby babies make me happy. My DVR looks like it was programmed by a 13-year-old girl. Sweaty rock clubs - or any place that plays music too loudly - are my favorite spots. I believe people should do what makes them smile, collect as many fascinating friends as possible, and indulge in dessert and shoe shopping often. I can be found on Twitter, @upswinggirl.

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Jersey Shore Review: "Situation Problems"

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October 14th, 2011 5:30 AM

Snooki and Deena said it best: "We're not hookers, we're Jersey." I don't even know where one would find that much animal print, but I wonder how many synt...

Criminal Minds Review: Dr. Spencer Reid Night

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October 13th, 2011 12:23 AM

Ask and ye shall receive. After lamenting that there wasn't enough Hotch last week… boom! A thoughtful storyline with not only Hotch, but Jack, too....

Jersey Shore Review: "Damage Is Done"

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October 7th, 2011 7:15 AM

Um, Mike? Do you know the definition of the word "joke?" It's meant to be something funny, not whatever you tried to pull this week on Jersey Shore. Argh, ...

Criminal Minds Review: "Dorado Falls"

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October 6th, 2011 12:34 AM

The Criminal Minds writers sure do know how to make us gasp in suspense now, don't they? When this week's especially deadly UnSub answered Rossi's question...

Jersey Shore Review: "Three Men and a Snooki"

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September 30th, 2011 2:44 AM

Hey Snooki, what's it like on the planet where you live? Sigh. Poor Snooks. Can't a girl flash her kooka at a club without having an international incident...

Criminal Minds Review: The Eyes Have It

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September 29th, 2011 2:22 AM

Let's just say if you have a thing about eyes being pinned open, Criminal Minds was right up your alley this week. Ewww. On a scale of 1 to skin-crawlingly...

Jersey Shore Review: The Ballad of Snooki and Jionni

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September 23rd, 2011 3:28 AM

It's not a good week to be Snooki. Some may argue it's never a good time, and they might be right, but homegirl had an especially volatile few days, what w...

Criminal Minds Season Premiere Review: Welcome Returns

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September 22nd, 2011 7:40 AM

Awwwww yeahhhh, J.J.'s back. Okay, so technically she was back for the season six finale, but still, it's nice to see her face again. Also returning, from ...

Jersey Shore Review: Team Meatball!

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September 16th, 2011 8:09 AM

I think I speak for everyone when I say: "Italy, I'm so, so sorry." Sweet mother of indecent behavior, Deena and Snooki should not be allowed out together ...

Entourage Series Finale Review: Too Good To Be True?

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September 12th, 2011 2:21 AM

Cue Boyz II Men's "End of the Road." Or Led Zeppelin, that'll work, too. I can't believe Entourage is over. Oh wait, that's right, it's not. They should've...

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