I think the world would be a better place if Friday Night Lights and The Cosby Show had never gone off the air. I used to want to be Punky Brewster. I wish they'd stop remaking classic 80s movies with 'tweens. Large groups of tourists horrify me - which is a problem living in NYC. If you make me laugh, I'll like you instantly. My family accepts my love of swearing and all things sarcasm, but they love me anyway. Guacamole and chubby babies make me happy. My DVR looks like it was programmed by a 13-year-old girl. Sweaty rock clubs - or any place that plays music too loudly - are my favorite spots. I believe people should do what makes them smile, collect as many fascinating friends as possible, and indulge in dessert and shoe shopping often. I can be found on Twitter, @upswinggirl.