Carmela Soprano is Tony's wife on The Sopranos.  They were high school sweet hearts and married young. 

Carmela Soprano Quotes

Carmela: You're going to be home tonight for Anthony Jr.'s birthday party, right? (realizes Tony isn't paying attention) Hey, Birdman, hello.
Tony: Yeah yeah, I'll get home early from work.
Carmela: I'm not talking about work.

(to Tony) What's different between you and me is you're going to hell when you die.

Carmela

The Sopranos Quotes

(to Junior) Remember the story you told me about the father bull talking to the son. They're up on this hill and looking down on a bunch of cows. And the son goes to the father, "Dad, why don't we run down there and fuck one of these cows?" Now do you remember what the father said? Father says, "Son, why don't we walk down there and fuck them all?"

Tony

Junior: A Chinaman goes to see the eye doctor. After the exam the doctor said, "I know why you're having trouble." The Chinaman says, "why?" Doctor said, "you have a cataract." Chinaman says, "no, I have a Rincoln Continental." (short pause) You don't get it?
Bobby: I get it. He drives a Lincoln Continental. What?

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