Mark Brendanawicz (Paul Schneider) is the city planner on Parks and Recreation. The main reason we love Mark? He's lucky enough to date Ann now.
Mark: Recently I have been thinking about maybe leaving this job, but I felt like I needed a sign. And then Ann broke up with me the week I was going to propose, the government got shut down and yesterday one of those pigeons took an [expletive] on me. And I was indoors, so...