Ray Hueston is best friends with Jonathon.

He's a cartoonist and a curmudgeon, unafraid to challenge his pal, but also totally supportive in the clutch. Ray is dating Leah, a divorcee with two young daughters, who often wants to sleep when he wants to have sex.

Ray Hueston Quotes

Ray: You can't do that. That's illegal.
Jonathan: I say that I'm not license. And that makes it more legal... ish.

I never should have started dating a woman with kids. I have to be the only child in a woman's life.

Ray

Bored to Death Quotes

(to Jonathan) I hope your heart is broken many times because it means you would have loved many times.

Dimitri

Men face reality. Women don't. That why men need to drink.

George