Ray Hueston is best friends with Jonathon.

He's a cartoonist and a curmudgeon, unafraid to challenge his pal, but also totally supportive in the clutch. Ray is dating Leah, a divorcee with two young daughters, who often wants to sleep when he wants to have sex.

Ray Hueston Quotes

Ray: You can't do that. That's illegal.
Jonathan: I say that I'm not license. And that makes it more legal... ish.

I never should have started dating a woman with kids. I have to be the only child in a woman's life.


Bored to Death Quotes

Men face reality. Women don't. That why men need to drink.


I've always been intrigued by Stockholm Syndrome. Make me think of my childhood.