Bored to Death Quotes
Jonathan: Have you let someone move in right after you slept with them?
George: Yes, three times disastrous.
I'm going to drink as much booze and smoke as much pot as I want. Thank you very much.George
Ray: You're an idiot!
Jonathan: Thanks for understanding.
Jonathan: It looks like you have your own serial killer.
Ray: At least he's helped with sales.
If he sticks a pencil in my twat and I feel it, I'm going to regret this.Ray
This isn't a friend of ours that makes custom made voodoo dolls. This is a deranged stalker.Jonathan
Oh shit. He gave Super Ray a beautiful vagina.Jonathan
(to Jonathan) So what do you have to do today? Want to spend it in bed?Nina
Oh this is wonderful!George
George: Hey, Jonathan told me that you are quite the ladies man nowadays.
Ray: That's right, I've been with two woman since Leigh left me. A drunk and an elf.
Why are you always picking on me? I don't procrastinate. I just like to do things later.George
George: Oh Ray, Happy Birthday!
Ray: Oh you shouldn't have, but I'm glad you did.