Bored to Death

Bored to Death Quotes

Season 2 Episode 8: "Super Ray Is Mortal!"

Jonathan: Have you let someone move in right after you slept with them?
George: Yes, three times disastrous.
 • Rating: Unrated

George: I'm going to drink as much booze and smoke as much pot as I want. Thank you very much.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ray: You're an idiot!
Jonathan: Thanks for understanding.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jonathan: It looks like you have your own serial killer.
Ray: At least he's helped with sales.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ray: If he sticks a pencil in my twat and I feel it, I'm going to regret this.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Jonathan: This isn't a friend of ours that makes custom made voodoo dolls. This is a deranged stalker.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jonathan: Oh s**t. He gave Super Ray a beautiful vagina.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Nina: (to Jonathan) So what do you have to do today? Want to spend it in bed?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 7: "Escape From the Castle!"

George: Oh this is wonderful!
 • Rating: Unrated

George: Hey, Jonathan told me that you are quite the ladies man nowadays.
Ray: That's right, I've been with two woman since Leigh left me. A drunk and an elf.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

George: Why are you always picking on me? I don't procrastinate. I just like to do things later.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

George: Oh Ray, Happy Birthday!
Ray: Oh you shouldn't have, but I'm glad you did.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jonathan: Now you want a spanking?
Nina: Don't break character.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jonathan: Oh my God. His story is about me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dermatologist: I've never used a PI before.
Jonathan: That's okay, most of my clients are virgins.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 6: "The Case of the Grievous Clerical Error!"

George: The best positive thinking in life is thinking of others.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Ray: I'll tell you who let the dogs out.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ray: Tell George I'm rooting for him and that I'm praying for his c**k.
 • Rating: Unrated

George: I'm so glad that possibly my last erection is with you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ray: (to Jonathan) : You didn't actually kiss her and she is the most beautiful girl in the world.
 • Rating: Unrated

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