Chuck: Did you get it?
Dan: Of course I did. *hands box to Chuck*
Chuck: *opens box* I don't believe this.
Dan: What is it? Did she lie? Are you the Father of Blair's baby?
Chuck: No, Humphrey, I'm not. You are!
Dan: I'm sorry, Chuck. At least now you know she didn't . . . wait, what?
Dan: I got you something.
Chuck: *opens box* A Sharpie?
Dan: Yeah, I thought you might need it when you ask me to sign your copy of "Inside".
Chuck: ...
Ed: We've been working together for awhile now, Penn, and I really want you to have this.
Penn: *opens box* It's an empty box, Ed.
Ed: No. It was a personality and you let it escape you again.
Caroline: You killed a member of my squad?
Rebekah: I simply challenged her to a hold your breath competition in the pool.
Caroline: You don't need to breath, Rebekah.
Rebekah: I know that, Caroline. Someone probably should have told her, though.
Caroline: I'm really starting to hate you.
Rebekah: Sticks and stones, love. Now, about that opening on the squad?
Caroline: Is he still staring at us?
Rebekah: Yup.
Caroline: Do you think he's thinking what I'm thinking he's thinking?
Rebekah: What?
Caroline: Oh, for the love of God, Rebekah! Do you think Tyler is thinking about having a three-some with the two of us?
Rebekah: Oh, that. *looks over at Tyler* Definitely.
Rebekah: I know you're secret, Caroline.
Caroline: That I'm a vampire?
Rebekah: No, silly. I saw the poster of Edward Cullen in your locker.
Caroline: You can't tell Tyler, Rebekah.
Rebekah: Are you kidding me? The guy sparkles. How could I not tell Tyler.
Caroline: I've had a really crapy first day and I'm starving.
Rebekah: Me too.
Caroline: I call dibs on the girly-man in the purple shirt.
Rebekah: Oh, I know. He's just begging to have his jugular ripped out.
Serena: Champagne? What are we celebrating?
Nate: I'm dating your cousin, Charlie.
Chuck: And, I just read on Gossip Girl that Blair is pregnant with my child.
Serena: You two can't be serious. Am I on Punk'd?
Matt: So, Caroline, Stefan and Damon are vampires. Tyler is a werewolf. Bonnie is a witch. And, Elena is a doppelganger of Katherine, who is also a vampire.
Liz: Yes.
Matt: Now, what the heck is a Kitsune?
Matt: So let me get this straight, Sheriff Forbes. You want me to attack a house full of vampires armed with an apron pocket full of straws?
Liz: The paper on the outside of the straws was made from wood, duh!
Matt: Vampires, witches and werewolves, oh my.
Liz: At least we don't have fairies. Just ghosts.
Matt: Yeah. Thank goodness we don't have fa-. What do you mean just ghosts?
Katerina: How can Klaus be so arrogant and glib after everything he's done?
Elijah: How brave and stupid of you to call Klaus arrogant and glib.
Katerina: If he wanted me dead, I would be.
Elijah: Yes, you would.
Katerina: But, I'm not.
Elijah: He's waiting on the full moon.
Katerina: Wait, what? That's not how it goes.
Spotted: A not so flattering, graffiti drawing of V. And, what's this? Could it be the word skank written next to it? Careful V, with so many enemies and not so many friends, it might be time to turn tail and run. We hear Little J is looking for a roommate.
XOXO-Gossip Girl
Elijah: You didn't see Klaus killing a woman outside. It was an animal that attacked her.
Katerina: It wasn't Klaus. It was an animal that attacked her.
Elijah: *kisses Katerina's hand* Now then, off you go. Enjoy the party, Katerina.
Katerina: Am I supposed to be this sore?
Elijah: The first time, yes.
Katerina: Here comes Klaus. Quickly, use my hand to wipe the blood from your lips.
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Dan: Of course I did. *hands box to Chuck*
Chuck: *opens box* I don't believe this.
Dan: What is it? Did she lie? Are you the Father of Blair's baby?
Chuck: No, Humphrey, I'm not. You are!
Dan: I'm sorry, Chuck. At least now you know she didn't . . . wait, what?
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Chuck: *opens box* A Sharpie?
Dan: Yeah, I thought you might need it when you ask me to sign your copy of "Inside".
Chuck: ...
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Penn: *opens box* It's an empty box, Ed.
Ed: No. It was a personality and you let it escape you again.
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Rebekah: I simply challenged her to a hold your breath competition in the pool.
Caroline: You don't need to breath, Rebekah.
Rebekah: I know that, Caroline. Someone probably should have told her, though.
Caroline: I'm really starting to hate you.
Rebekah: Sticks and stones, love. Now, about that opening on the squad?
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Rebekah: Yup.
Caroline: Do you think he's thinking what I'm thinking he's thinking?
Rebekah: What?
Caroline: Oh, for the love of God, Rebekah! Do you think Tyler is thinking about having a three-some with the two of us?
Rebekah: Oh, that. *looks over at Tyler* Definitely.
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Caroline: That I'm a vampire?
Rebekah: No, silly. I saw the poster of Edward Cullen in your locker.
Caroline: You can't tell Tyler, Rebekah.
Rebekah: Are you kidding me? The guy sparkles. How could I not tell Tyler.
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Rebekah: Me too.
Caroline: I call dibs on the girly-man in the purple shirt.
Rebekah: Oh, I know. He's just begging to have his jugular ripped out.
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Caroline: Yeah? Well, I'm angrier!
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Rebekah: You have to seduce me with melted marshmallows first.
Caroline: Oh, it's so on.
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Nate: I'm dating your cousin, Charlie.
Chuck: And, I just read on Gossip Girl that Blair is pregnant with my child.
Serena: You two can't be serious. Am I on Punk'd?
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Serena: A world of no.
Nate: *thinking* Her vest is totally on backwards.
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Liz: Yes.
Matt: Now, what the heck is a Kitsune?
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Liz: The paper on the outside of the straws was made from wood, duh!
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Liz: At least we don't have fairies. Just ghosts.
Matt: Yeah. Thank goodness we don't have fa-. What do you mean just ghosts?
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Liz: Let's face it, Matt, he is hotter than you.
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Elijah: How brave and stupid of you to call Klaus arrogant and glib.
Katerina: If he wanted me dead, I would be.
Elijah: Yes, you would.
Katerina: But, I'm not.
Elijah: He's waiting on the full moon.
Katerina: Wait, what? That's not how it goes.
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XOXO-Gossip Girl
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Katerina: It wasn't Klaus. It was an animal that attacked her.
Elijah: *kisses Katerina's hand* Now then, off you go. Enjoy the party, Katerina.
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Elijah: The first time, yes.
Katerina: Here comes Klaus. Quickly, use my hand to wipe the blood from your lips.
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Elijah: Why? Are you seducable?
Katerina: I'm still Klaus'.
Elijah: *glances at Klaus* So you are.
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Katerina: You have a knack for saving my life, Elijah.