Tyler: I can't believe it.
Caroline: See, I told you they sparkled.
Caroline: I'm not a cat, Tyler. I'm not going to chase a stupid beam of light up the wall.
Caroline: What are you doing?
Tyler: Shhh! I'm trying to figure some stuff out here, Caroline. *looks around* Do you know what we need? Some rope.
Caroline: That's stupid. Name one thing you'd need a rope for, Tyler.
Tyler: You don't know what you're going to need it for. You just always need it.
Caroline: *rolls eyes* Whatever! Get your stupid rope, Tyler.
Tyler: (under breath) Oh, I'll get it, Caroline. I'll get my "stupid" rope. There's some "stupid" rope right over here. *grabs rope*
Caroline: Do I need to explain how to play 7 minutes in heaven again, Tyler?
Blair: When I told you I knew the Empire so well I could get to the penthouse blindfolded, I didn't think you'd test the theory, Humphrey.
Blair: Hurry up, Humphrey! I have to pee.
Dan: Tell me what you smell, Blair?
Blair *inhales* Vanilla candles, fresh-cut Peonies and Chuck's cologne. Chuck? Chuck, are you here? Hello? *lifts blindfold*
Dan: Gotta love that new "Chair" scented Febreeze, right?
Blair: So, what do you have to tell me, Humphrey?
Dan: How'd you know?
Blair: Well, I figured you brought me in here to talk, to make out or to kill me. And, I figured since weâ€™re not gonna make out, I guess itâ€™s talk or die, right?
Rebekah: Come on, how can you not love tryout day? Just the smell of it! Like sports bras and desperation.
Elena: What part of this were we going to miss again?
Bonnie: Seriously! That was like dance auditions for "Crap" the musical.
Been voting and will keep voting every single day. Good luck to The Vampire Diaries, Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev. To the cast and crew: You guys are awesome, amazing, talented individuals and I am so grateful to all of you for making this amazing show for us to enjoy.
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