Damon: "Seriously? Okay, now I know you're faking..."
Jeremy: "You won't like me when I'm angry..."
Caroline: "What are you smirking at?"
Klaus/Tyler: "I just thought you were more stacked than that. Seriously, I have bigger pecs than you."
Tyler: "Aaagh! I can't stop scratching! I think I might have fleas..."
Damon: "...ok, ok, here's another one...'Al Bundy meets Paul Bunyan'...I've got literally hundreds of these..."
Damon: "Like the saying goes, 'look sexy and carry a big axe.'"
Professor Shane: "I think you mean 'speak softly and carry a big stick.'"
Damon: "Really? You wanna correct the guy holding the big axe, Professor Smarty Pants?"
Damon: "This is how you do badass AND sexy."
Elena looks like she's really got it together for a change. Bravo! A night of passion with Damon really did her some good. She's not worrying, not feeling guilty, just acting like an adult. Her brother's trying to kill her? Oh well. Matt's with him, so let's have a girl's night. And I love the carefree hairstyle, both up and down. Caroline is just being a brat. What a reversal for these two.
Favorite scene: Damon&Elena sex scene so freaking hot! After 3 seasons of buildup they deserved that 3 minute cut you made without interuptions. But actually my favorite was the look on Damon's face when Elena told Damon she and Stefan broke up because of him!
M&A, S&C, or T&H: I'd say Tyler&Hayley is more likely, but how about Stefan&April? Give that girl a purpose already.
Sex scene: All I'd hoped for, and a let down the way they worked it in.
Shane endgame: I think Shane is Silas. He wants to be the most powerful creature on the planet.
MMF: I would make sire bonds illegal.
Caroline: "No, I'm not going to ask her. Seriously Klaus, if you want an autograph you're going to have to get your teeny-bopper ass down here and ask her yourself!"
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