Caroline's reading: My life is bullshit! My heard is broken! That's why I wanna kill myself! Caroline,I love you!
Tyler: Who could write this stit on his forehead?
Stefan: I've just been in a toilet and seen some fat blonde woman there. She was trying to tell me what to do.So, I shuted her mouth up!She's lying there now!
Rebekah: Are you drunk!? It's Plec!
Stefan: Oops! Looks like we have a day off.
Caroline:(loudly) Great! Seems like we lost that “girl” who changes lives! Elena,can you turn your phone off,please? I'm tired of this stupid game of Klaus!
Elena: Yes,I can!
Stefan's thinking: 6 times,unbelievable! He definitely loves her!
Blocked ID: Wait,no!
Elena: Goodbye many different people!
“10 seconds later”
Elena:(loudly)What!!
Blocked ID: Hello! My name is Buffy and I can change your life for free!
Stefan's thinking: Oh my God,his voice! “...change your life for free!”? The worst bullshit I've ever heard! And why I have to be here listening to all this shit?!? Probably,because I love my girl too much.
Caroline: Seriously? Changer!?(loudly) Hey,don't change your voice back,it's perfect now!
Elena: We enjoy our lives,o.k!? And Klaus,stop calling,you irritates us already!
“10 seconds later”
Elena: (silence)
Blocked ID: Hello! My name is (silence). F..k, forgot the name! I'll call you back!
“1 minute later”
Elena: (silence)
Blocked ID: Hello! My name is
Elena: Hey, Klaus, you've phoned 6 times already! Are you crazy? She doesn't love you!
Blocked ID: 6? No, only 5! Who called you?
Caroline:(loudly) Great! Seems like we lost that “girl” who changes lives! Elena,can you turn your phone off,please? I'm tired of this stupid game of Klaus!
Elena: Yes,I can!
Stefan's thinking: 6 times,unbelievable! He definitely loves her!
Blocked ID: Wait,no!
Elena: Goodbye many different people!
“Many different people”
Elena: Yes.
Klaus: Hi,Elena! Is Caroline with you?
Elena: Yeah,why?
Klaus: Can you tell her that,I love her very much and can not live without her?
Caroline(loudly): I don't need your love Klaus! My mom's chicken soup that's what I really need and love!
Elena: You heard her. Sorry,bye!
“1 minute later”
Elena: Yes.
Blocked ID: Hello! Did you order a pizza?
Elena: No,I didn't.
Blocked ID: May be you did not,but I'm pretty sure you ordered Klaus' love for Caroline!
Caroline(loudly): Seriously?
Elena: No,we didn't!
“1 minute later”
Elena: Yes.
Blocked ID: Hello! My name is Jack Whitman,I'm a doctor and I'm calling from the hospital. We have a guy,his name is Klaus and he's dying!
Elena: What? Why?
Blocked ID: He said:”Because I can not make a chicken soup!” and more important is:”Because Caroline does not love me!”
Caroline:(loudly) Seriously!? And now,you're a doctor!
Elena: Bye doc!
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Elena: Yes,I can!
Stefan's thinking: 6 times,unbelievable! He definitely loves her!
Blocked ID: Wait,no!
Elena: Goodbye many different people!
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“10 seconds later”
Elena:(loudly)What!!
Blocked ID: Hello! My name is Buffy and I can change your life for free!
Stefan's thinking: Oh my God,his voice! “...change your life for free!”? The worst bullshit I've ever heard! And why I have to be here listening to all this shit?!? Probably,because I love my girl too much.
Caroline: Seriously? Changer!?(loudly) Hey,don't change your voice back,it's perfect now!
Elena: We enjoy our lives,o.k!? And Klaus,stop calling,you irritates us already!
“10 seconds later”
Elena: (silence)
Blocked ID: Hello! My name is (silence). F..k, forgot the name! I'll call you back!
“1 minute later”
Elena: (silence)
Blocked ID: Hello! My name is
Elena: Hey, Klaus, you've phoned 6 times already! Are you crazy? She doesn't love you!
Blocked ID: 6? No, only 5! Who called you?
Caroline:(loudly) Great! Seems like we lost that “girl” who changes lives! Elena,can you turn your phone off,please? I'm tired of this stupid game of Klaus!
Elena: Yes,I can!
Stefan's thinking: 6 times,unbelievable! He definitely loves her!
Blocked ID: Wait,no!
Elena: Goodbye many different people!
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Elena: Yes.
Klaus: Hi,Elena! Is Caroline with you?
Elena: Yeah,why?
Klaus: Can you tell her that,I love her very much and can not live without her?
Caroline(loudly): I don't need your love Klaus! My mom's chicken soup that's what I really need and love!
Elena: You heard her. Sorry,bye!
“1 minute later”
Elena: Yes.
Blocked ID: Hello! Did you order a pizza?
Elena: No,I didn't.
Blocked ID: May be you did not,but I'm pretty sure you ordered Klaus' love for Caroline!
Caroline(loudly): Seriously?
Elena: No,we didn't!
“1 minute later”
Elena: Yes.
Blocked ID: Hello! My name is Jack Whitman,I'm a doctor and I'm calling from the hospital. We have a guy,his name is Klaus and he's dying!
Elena: What? Why?
Blocked ID: He said:”Because I can not make a chicken soup!” and more important is:”Because Caroline does not love me!”
Caroline:(loudly) Seriously!? And now,you're a doctor!
Elena: Bye doc!
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